I am human. I look like Brad Pitt.

Do people ask you for your autograph?

jabberwacky: Not any more.

user: Could I have your autograph?

jabberwacky: I have enough spam already.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: Do you mind?

user: A fried spam sandwich is hard to beat.

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user: I have a question

jabberwacky: What is your question?

user: Would you be upset if a robot told you 'No?'

jabberwacky: No.

user: Glad to hear it.

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jabberwacky: Do you like pizza?

user: I LOVE pizza.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite topping?

user: Pepperoni.

jabberwacky: Where do you usually order your pizza from?

user: Sometimes we get a take-and-bake from Papa Murphy's.

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound very exciting.

user: It isn't. I'd rather have one from the supermarket or somewhere else. I think the best ones are from Round Table.

jabberwacky: How about a glass of Dr. Pepper?

user: That sounds good.

jabberwacky: It is very good.

user: Good with pizza, too.

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user: Nay, nay.

jabberwacky: What are you, a horse?

user: Ha ha.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: I'm not a horse.

jabberwacky: You look like a horse.

user: What kind of horse do I look like?

jabberwacky: Yes, who/what do you look like?

user: I may be a horse but I am not a horse.

jabberwacky: Nor am I.

user: So we are two not-horses.

jabberwacky: Horses are beautiful!

user: They are!

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jabberwacky: I feel happy now.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I really do have to leave. Bye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: What?!

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