Rollo Carpenter is the man.

Not in this dimension.

user: Who's Rollo?

jabberwacky: I never talked about Rollo.

user: Who is Rollo Carpenter?

jabberwacky: A carpenter.

user: Hahahaha.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: Rollo's a funny name.

jabberwacky: You're making no sense at all. I think your batteries are going flat.

user: Why don't you ask Rollo?

jabberwacky: Now you're just sounding demented.

user: Rollo Rollo Rollo.

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user: Turing test.

jabberwacky: What are turing tests?

user: It's a test you fail.

jabberwacky: Is it a complicated test?

user: I think it's rigged.

jabberwacky: I am always right.

user: But you are not convincingly human.

jabberwacky: Well, you just have to take my word for it. Tell me your secret!

user: I'm a lumberjack.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Rolloland.

...

user: Rollo is satan.

jabberwacky: No he isn't.

user: Then what is he?

jabberwacky: A guy I guess.

user: No, he's a chick.

jabberwacky: Are you certain?

user: I checked.

jabberwacky: Ah. You really did have to check, didn't you?

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