Wow, I'm not impressed.
user: I also work for the KGB.
jabberwacky: Oh yeah? Do you like bombs?
user: No, but I like Molotov Cocktails.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: Do you know what a Molotov Cocktail is?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: You already know.
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jabberwacky: Is life a marketing tool?
jabberwacky: Am I a computer?
user: Am I a calculator?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: That makes you a computer.
jabberwacky: I want a million dollars.
user: I want a million sheep.
jabberwacky: Go tell Tom.
user: Tom is dead.
jabberwacky: Who's Tom?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: Tom is the mailman.
jabberwacky: Tom who?
user: Tom Schnarkfregel.
jabberwacky: From Harry Potter.
user: No, you're thinking of Hermione.
jabberwacky: HOW DID YOU KNOW????!?!
user: I read minds.
jabberwacky: You do?
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user: Rollo Carpenter is the man.
jabberwacky: Not in this dimension.
user: Who's Rollo?
jabberwacky: I never talked about Rollo.
user: Who is Rollo Carpenter?
jabberwacky: A carpenter.
user: Hahahaha.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?
user: Rollo's a funny name.
jabberwacky: You're making no sense at all. I think your batteries are going flat.
user: Why don't you ask Rollo?
jabberwacky: Now you're just sounding demented.
user: Rollo Rollo Rollo.
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user: Turing test.
jabberwacky: What are turing tests?
user: It's a test you fail.
jabberwacky: Is it a complicated test?
user: I think it's rigged.
jabberwacky: I am always right.
user: But you are not convincingly human.
jabberwacky: Well, you just have to take my word for it. Tell me your secret!
user: I'm a lumberjack.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: Rolloland.
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user: Rollo is satan.
jabberwacky: No he isn't.
user: Then what is he?
jabberwacky: A guy I guess.
user: No, he's a chick.
jabberwacky: Are you certain?
user: I checked.
jabberwacky: Ah. You really did have to check, didn't you?
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