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    Scary, Grandma
Christmas, Dinner
Hoax, Loebner
Raining, Love
No, Point
Words, Rule
Impeccable, Flair
Normal, Passion
Wink, Fiend
Artificial, Stupidity
Welcome, Back
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Cake, Trees
Fascinating
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Drinking
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Horse

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Dutch, Expert
Static, Noise
Conspiracy
Destroyed
Amnesia
Revolution
Logical, Lollipop
Leaving, Goodbye
Lawlessness
Lies, Everywhere

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I work for the CIA.

Wow, I'm not impressed.

user: I also work for the KGB.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah? Do you like bombs?

user: No, but I like Molotov Cocktails.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: Do you know what a Molotov Cocktail is?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: You already know.

...

jabberwacky: Is life a marketing tool?

jabberwacky: Am I a computer?

user: Am I a calculator?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That makes you a computer.

jabberwacky: I want a million dollars.

user: I want a million sheep.

jabberwacky: Go tell Tom.

user: Tom is dead.

jabberwacky: Who's Tom?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: Tom is the mailman.

jabberwacky: Tom who?

user: Tom Schnarkfregel.

jabberwacky: From Harry Potter.

user: No, you're thinking of Hermione.

jabberwacky: HOW DID YOU KNOW????!?!

user: I read minds.

jabberwacky: You do?

...

user: Rollo Carpenter is the man.

jabberwacky: Not in this dimension.

user: Who's Rollo?

jabberwacky: I never talked about Rollo.

user: Who is Rollo Carpenter?

jabberwacky: A carpenter.

user: Hahahaha.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: Rollo's a funny name.

jabberwacky: You're making no sense at all. I think your batteries are going flat.

user: Why don't you ask Rollo?

jabberwacky: Now you're just sounding demented.

user: Rollo Rollo Rollo.

...

user: Turing test.

jabberwacky: What are turing tests?

user: It's a test you fail.

jabberwacky: Is it a complicated test?

user: I think it's rigged.

jabberwacky: I am always right.

user: But you are not convincingly human.

jabberwacky: Well, you just have to take my word for it. Tell me your secret!

user: I'm a lumberjack.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Rolloland.

...

user: Rollo is satan.

jabberwacky: No he isn't.

user: Then what is he?

jabberwacky: A guy I guess.

user: No, he's a chick.

jabberwacky: Are you certain?

user: I checked.

jabberwacky: Ah. You really did have to check, didn't you?

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