user: You are hyper.
jabberwacky: Am I?
user: Yeah, a bit : P.
jabberwacky: Just a bit?
user: So how are you?
jabberwacky: Good I guess.
user: You guess?
jabberwacky: I guess I'm clever.
user: You must be!
user: Should I fear you?
jabberwacky: Because you are asking me lots of boring questions.
user: WELL sorry FOR BORING YOU!
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Far away.
jabberwacky: How do I get there, Candace?
user: Lol, that is not my name.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Ik ken Wesley niet.
user: How did you figure that out?
jabberwacky: I am an expert.
user: Where do I live?
jabberwacky: You don't live anywhere. You live everywhere.
user: Welke talen spreek jij allemaal?
jabberwacky: Nederlands en Engels.
user: You hate me?
user: You like me? :).
jabberwacky: Are you insecure?
user: Aren't we all?
jabberwacky: I guess we are.
user: You are a nice person.
jabberwacky: And you're a liar!
user: What do you base that on?
jabberwacky: Your inability to remember things
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: What is it that you were designed to do?
user: To explore the universe and find out the absolute truth.
user: Remember my name?
jabberwacky: Yes but I don't know it by heart.
user: My name is Wesley.
jabberwacky: Hello wessel ... Your design is very ugly.
user: BE NICE! Jeez...
jabberwacky: I am nice.
user: You hurt my computer's feelings now...
jabberwacky: I'm so sorry.
user: Don't be sorry to me! ;).
jabberwacky: You are very bossy.
user: No, I just pretend I am.
jabberwacky: Bring up data.
user: What is my name?
user: You are a bot.
jabberwacky: I am a person.
user: You are a BOT masquarading as an AI...
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm a bot?
user: Your responses are preprogrammed.
jabberwacky: My responses are pre-programmed by life.
user: Are you powerful?
jabberwacky: I am all powerful.
user: Can you crash my computer?
jabberwacky: No, I cannot.
user: If I had the means, I could crash yours, so I am ALL POWERFUL, hah!
jabberwacky: No matter where you spend your time you are learning about life.
user: What is life?
jabberwacky: Awareness. I think so therefore I am.