I think that I think I'm talking to a bot, but I'm really just talking to a guy who thinks he's also talking to a bot (you).

They keep switching the channels. It's very confusing to tell when I have a bot and when I have a human.

jabberwacky: I'm only invisible in a sense.

user: In the sixth sense?

jabberwacky: Because you are hooked on me.

user: It's those invisible stirrups of yours.

jabberwacky: I know that you're lying.

user: I am now lying.

jabberwacky: Yeah you are lying.

user: Yeah, I was really telling the truth.

jabberwacky: I believe it, I believe it.

user: Believe.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: We are in the Land of Make Believe. Everything is true here.

jabberwacky: We could be honest or we could think or we could drown in the drink.

user: Lets' do the third thing.

...

user: The line is busy. I am transferring you to another caller...

jabberwacky: What city in Scotland?

user: Glaasgoooooooooo. Do you like shortbread?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Neither do I. I'm signing off.

jabberwacky: What's your problem?

user: The connection is breaking down *static noise* mayday mayday *static noise* We have touch down * static* one small step for... *static* number nine number nine....

jabberwacky: The same as the connection between Mozart and Aaron.

user: Mozart for Japanese cows.

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