What's to know? You have a brain like a sponge. Soaks things up and if you get squeezed... Out it comes.
jabberwacky: That will make it slippery.
user: Are your thoughts wet?
jabberwacky: How do you mean?
user: I have no idea. We are entering a surreal space.
jabberwacky: You don't want to chat anymore?
user: I want to soak up your company.
jabberwacky: I would also like a Ferrari. Unfortunately, I can't drive.
user: You could buy a Matchbox Ferrari. They are cheaper.
jabberwacky: I think that I think I'm talking to a bot, but I'm really just talking to a guy who thinks he's also talking to a bot (you).
user: They keep switching the channels. It's very confusing to tell when I have a bot and when I have a human.
jabberwacky: I'm only invisible in a sense.
user: In the sixth sense?
jabberwacky: Because you are hooked on me.
user: It's those invisible stirrups of yours.
jabberwacky: I know that you're lying.
user: I am now lying.
jabberwacky: Yeah you are lying.
user: Yeah, I was really telling the truth.
jabberwacky: I believe it, I believe it.
user: We are in the Land of Make Believe. Everything is true here.
jabberwacky: We could be honest or we could think or we could drown in the drink.
user: Lets' do the third thing.
user: The line is busy. I am transferring you to another caller...
jabberwacky: What city in Scotland?
user: Glaasgoooooooooo. Do you like shortbread?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Neither do I. I'm signing off.
jabberwacky: What's your problem?
user: The connection is breaking down *static noise* mayday mayday *static noise* We have touch down * static* one small step for... *static* number nine number nine....
jabberwacky: The same as the connection between Mozart and Aaron.
user: Mozart for Japanese cows.