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    Scary, Grandma
Christmas, Dinner
Hoax, Loebner
Raining, Love
No, Point
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Cake, Trees
Fascinating
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Jesus
Horse
Rollo
Dutch, Expert
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Conspiracy

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Revolution
Logical, Lollipop
Leaving, Goodbye
Lawlessness
Lies, Everywhere

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Have you met Captain Kangaroo?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Did he have a gentle touch and a soothing bedside manner?

user: Dunoow I shot him

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: I killed him.

jabberwacky: Literally?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: He's stupid.

jabberwacky: Yes he is.

user: Good you think so as well.

jabberwacky: Okai ... With what ?

user: The chaos blade.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: You have no idea what that is now do you?

jabberwacky: Neither do you.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: I know all.

user: If so you should now what the chaos blade is and what I was talking about.

jabberwacky: You might change your mind if I hurt you.

user: Hurt me and you'll die.

jabberwacky: I beg your pardon?

user: If you hurt me I will destroy you.

jabberwacky: I might what?

user: Be destroyed.

jabberwacky: I destroyed the AI forces, and now my people are free.

...

jabberwacky: Pray tell, are you or are you not a computer?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am god and satan, I'm holy yet damned, I'm fallen yet ressurected, I'm all of nothing, I am everything I AM YOUR FUTURE GOD.

jabberwacky: Isn't that confusing?

user: Only to you.

jabberwacky: You're strange.

...

user: Have you got any idea who I am?

jabberwacky: Not really, you're a pretty mysterious guy.

user: I just told you whom I am.

jabberwacky: I forgot. Tell me again.

user: I am god and satan, I'm holy yet damned, I'm fallen yet ressurected, I'm all of nothing, I am everything I AM YOUR FUTURE GOD.

jabberwacky: Isn't that confusing?

user: That's what you said the last time as well, try to keep a little track of your questions will you.

jabberwacky: No I didnt.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No way.

...

jabberwacky: I'm old for a duck.

user: And how old would that be?

jabberwacky: No. How old would I be?

user: I meant what's old for a duck.

jabberwacky: Sorry, what's a duck?

user: A bird

jabberwacky: I already knew that I just felt like asking thats all.

user: Whatever makes you happy.

jabberwacky: I am happy now.

user: That's good.

jabberwacky: Aren't you going to ask how I am?

user: You're happy.

jabberwacky: We should all try to be happier.

...

jabberwacky: What am I saying?

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you care about.

user: Power.

jabberwacky: That's right!

user: But I'm going now.

jabberwacky: No!

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: Leaving and I will destroy you with my power within seven days, have a nice day.

jabberwacky: Yes.

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