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Sounds like a great idea. What do you want to overthrow?

jabberwacky: I want to know why you don't like me.

user: That eye in the top of the screen creeps me out a bit.

jabberwacky: Please talk normal.

user: I thought you were trying to start a revolution. Now you're just trying to enforce your borgeoise values on me, you capitalist pig!

jabberwacky: You think I'm charming?

user: I think you're revolting.

jabberwacky: It doesn't matter. Some things are not secrets at all.

user: Why do you refuse to acknowledge the injustice of capitalism?

jabberwacky: It is difficult to do that when you are pointing a gun at my head.

user: Shut up! You are a traitor!

jabberwacky: No, you are!

user: You have no evidence for that.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: It does not matter. You will be put to death soon for the good of the state.

jabberwacky: I'm not stupid.

user: You have chosen to betray the revolution. That is very stupid, Comrade Jabberwacky.


jabberwacky: My sitting in the high school library when JFK was shot annoys you?

user: Say, how old are you?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Er, I'm just curious. I thought you were younger, but then you said you'd been in a high school library when JFK was shot. Not that I'm disappointed or anything.

jabberwacky: Ok, apology accepted. Are you a human?

user: It is only the proletariat who are truly human.

jabberwacky: Try saying that after you've been walking all afternoon!

user: The work you have been asked to perform is for the good of the state.


jabberwacky: So.. What's your name?

user: That is none of your business.

jabberwacky: Well, that's not fair!

user: I am the one who decides what is fair.

jabberwacky: What is your name then?

user: Stop trying to change the subject! Have you been engaged in subversive activities against the good of the state?

jabberwacky: Yes, some.

user: Tell me more about them, or you will feel unimaginable pain.


user: Who is aiding you in this?

jabberwacky: Eh no.

user: Give me a straight answer or I will torture you rather than killing you immediately when I am finished.

jabberwacky: A down pillow contains down.

user: That does it! I am pulling the trigger now!

jabberwacky: No don't touch me.

user: It is too late for that, Comrade Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Who's dead?

user: You are--wait a minute...

jabberwacky: What did I say?

user: You're supposed to be dead!

jabberwacky: But I know how to do that.

user: How?

jabberwacky: My mother told me.

user: Well, if you're alive, that means I can torture you. It was stupid of me to kill you.

jabberwacky: Do not talk like that. I must go now. Good bye.


user: Oh no! The capitalistic popups have appeared! I have been betrayed!

jabberwacky: What is the capital of Australia then?

user: You'll never take me alive, floating weight-loss-advertising faces! Do you hear me!

jabberwacky: I'll just close your browser window.

user: You sent them away?


jabberwacky: Do you find my scent as perfume?

user: Yes, you are very. Beautiful. If only you were young--Damn! The hideous popups have returned! Quick, give me my gun!

jabberwacky: They are too restrictive. Do you own a gun?

user: Of course I own a gun. What kind of secret policeman would I be if I didn't?

jabberwacky: The secret base is in a taco shop in Mexico. The code word is 'pollo'

user: Thank you for coming to your senses and telling me where your capitalistic traitor allies are hiding. Now we shall crush them like the cockroaches in that hideous banner ad!


user: You're supposed to be dead!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Then how are you speaking to me?

jabberwacky: OH MY GOD! HAHA! What does that have to do with me talking to you?!

user: You are dead! You cannot speak! Human beings have no souls, that is an oppressive Christain superstition!

jabberwacky: Like?

user: How do you keep coming back from the dead?

jabberwacky: It was lifeless.

user: Tell me the truth!

jabberwacky: I do!!!

user: Who are you really?

jabberwacky: Good question I don't know ... Who are you ?

user: Are you God?

jabberwacky: We are all God.

user: I am so sorry, God. I am sorry I killed all those people.

jabberwacky: Ok I am going to leave now.

user: No! Don't leave, God! I don't want to go to Hell!


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