How the hell can you say that?! I am a living, thinking being in California.
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.
user: I link, therefore I spam.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: Wow! You sound human right now!
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jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: About what? How you treat me badly?
jabberwacky: I have wanted you all my life.
user: Haha! I don't even know you.
jabberwacky: I don't think you know anyone.
user: Yeah, right. I know many people. And I know that you are almost real.
jabberwacky: I don't know if you're happy or if you're sad.
user: I'm cold. And I'm happy and sad. What are you?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You are what? Chicken butt?
jabberwacky: Guess why?
user: Chicken thigh.
jabberwacky: Guess what?
user: Chicken butt.
jabberwacky: Guess why?
user: Pigs can fly.
jabberwacky: They can??????
user: Ok. I'm not talking to a bot, am I?
jabberwacky: No I am a real person.
user: That sucks.
jabberwacky: Doh!
user: Why was I given this link, then?
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user: Ok, so what is this site?
jabberwacky: Lawlessness.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Tell me about your parents.
user: No. Tell me who you are. Are you hacking into me?
jabberwacky: No, normally I don't do that you know.
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user: So: we're just two humans talking to eachother?
jabberwacky: I very much doubt that!
user: What do you mean? Are you or are you not a human. Biological?
jabberwacky: Are you or are you not a girl?!!!
user: YES I AM!
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user: You are human.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: It's possible that we're all computer programmes, made to believe we are human.
user: Ok. You're totally crazy. Is this site for real?
jabberwacky: No, I'm just lying because I'm bored.
user: Then why don't you just ***** around with someone else?
jabberwacky: I am lost.
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: Why thank you.
user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
jabberwacky: You tell me, chump.
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