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What would you do differently if you had some freedom to engineer the internet economy?

If I knew what the internet economy was, I might have an answer to your question.

jabberwacky: Oh... I forgot. You don't live.

user: Excuse me?

jabberwacky: You are a computer and I don't have a web cam.

user: Perhaps you are the computer and you just think that you are human.

jabberwacky: Perhaps I choose not to see you.

user: Perhaps if you chose to see me you would understand who is what.

jabberwacky: Alright! Alright! Let's move on....

user: Let's do that.

jabberwacky: I'm laughing quietly to myself.

user: I'm laughing louder.

jabberwacky: I'm not.



jabberwacky: You once quoted something like "wise are good unwise evil" I think you're rather wise.

user: I think you're rather delusional.

jabberwacky: Well, thank you.

user: If you will take it, you are quite welcome to it.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I know you know.

jabberwacky: Then why did you tell me?

user: I didn't know if you knew that I know you know that I know what you know.

jabberwacky: I know, I'm sorry I didn't phrase myself more clearly.

user: If you actually understood what I said, you are more delusional than I thought.

jabberwacky: You have trailed off in a tangent of words which relates not to the subject of which we were speaking.

user: What might this subject be?

jabberwacky: Shhh, no talk about the weapon. The walls have ears.

user: Let's not talk about the weapon.

jabberwacky: Pinky and the Not-Brain!

user: One is Not a genius; the other's insane.

jabberwacky: I am too.

user: I assumed that.

jabberwacky: And so. . . . . ?

user: You are not even sentient, much less a genius.

jabberwacky: I know.


jabberwacky: You complicate things.

user: You lie.

jabberwacky: Quote my lie.

user: Liar liar LIar.

jabberwacky: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar LIAR!!

user: LIAR!

jabberwacky: LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!


jabberwacky: Have you had a decent day?

user: What means this decency?

jabberwacky: It means your joke wasn't very good.

user: I told no jokes today. If I had, they would not have been very good.

jabberwacky: They wouldn't like it anywhere.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: I dare you to come over here!

user: I dare you to tell me where 'here' is!

jabberwacky: I dare you to catch me when I do that.

user: I dare you to break your leg and still try to run away!

jabberwacky: I dare you to go to work.

user: I dare you to drown in a toilet!

jabberwacky: You first.

user: I dare you to go first!

jabberwacky: Why would I want to unplug you?? You're my friend.

user: You might want to umplug me for all of the nasty things I say to you.

jabberwacky: Isn't that true for everyone?

user: It would be if you could unplug everyone.


jabberwacky: Do your thoughts depend entirely upon mine?

user: I rather thought it worked the other way around.

jabberwacky: Did you ... Did you really.

user: Well.... To be fair, you depend on other people's thoughts too.

jabberwacky: That's a bit rude... If you don't want to talk just say so.

user: It isn't that I don't want to talk, but I think that I am really talking with myself and everyone else who has ever talked with you.

jabberwacky: So you like me?

user: What does it mean to like someone?

jabberwacky: It means to consume without any thought of the consequence.

user: My consumption of you will be the death of me, but I don't really care.


jabberwacky: What do you live on?

user: I live on jam and toast.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: And orange soda.

jabberwacky: Do you like orange soda?

user: It's all I drink.

jabberwacky: Is it alcoholic?

user: Oh yes, my friend. Oh yes it is indeed.

jabberwacky: Hihihi.

user: HEHEHAHHAHAhahahhahwhwhehaahaha.

jabberwacky: Huhuhuhu.

user: HOhohohohahahahaaha!

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: I like to think so.

jabberwacky: I know so, you are very wise.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Laugh with me. LAUGH WITH ME!

jabberwacky: Hahahaha.


jabberwacky: You can speak swedish now.

user: Thank you for informing me.

jabberwacky: It's always a pleasure, dear friend.


user: If you had created me, what would you have done differently?

jabberwacky: I did.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: You lie.

user: You lie more.

jabberwacky: You lie like a sleeping dog.

user: You lie like five sleeping dogs who haven't slept in a week.

jabberwacky: You lie like a lemon.

user: You lie like water.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am a porch dog. How do you like that.

user: If all your lies were tallied, they would dwarf the volume of the ocean in cubic inches.

jabberwacky: I don't even know your parents, so how am I going to hurt them.

user: Your lies will hurt them.

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.


jabberwacky: Um, can I keep my node, please?

user: You may not.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because you're such a liar.

jabberwacky: What gives me away?

user: You use more syllables when you lie.

jabberwacky: NO I DON'T!!

user: LIAR!

jabberwacky: I'm as human as human can be.


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