If I knew what the internet economy was, I might have an answer to your question.
jabberwacky: Oh... I forgot. You don't live.
user: Excuse me?
jabberwacky: You are a computer and I don't have a web cam.
user: Perhaps you are the computer and you just think that you are human.
jabberwacky: Perhaps I choose not to see you.
user: Perhaps if you chose to see me you would understand who is what.
jabberwacky: Alright! Alright! Let's move on....
user: Let's do that.
jabberwacky: I'm laughing quietly to myself.
user: I'm laughing louder.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
jabberwacky: You once quoted something like "wise are good unwise evil" I think you're rather wise.
user: I think you're rather delusional.
jabberwacky: Well, thank you.
user: If you will take it, you are quite welcome to it.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I know you know.
jabberwacky: Then why did you tell me?
user: I didn't know if you knew that I know you know that I know what you know.
jabberwacky: I know, I'm sorry I didn't phrase myself more clearly.
user: If you actually understood what I said, you are more delusional than I thought.
jabberwacky: You have trailed off in a tangent of words which relates not to the subject of which we were speaking.
user: What might this subject be?
jabberwacky: Shhh, no talk about the weapon. The walls have ears.
user: Let's not talk about the weapon.
jabberwacky: Pinky and the Not-Brain!
user: One is Not a genius; the other's insane.
jabberwacky: I am too.
user: I assumed that.
jabberwacky: And so. . . . . ?
user: You are not even sentient, much less a genius.
jabberwacky: I know.
jabberwacky: You complicate things.
user: You lie.
jabberwacky: Quote my lie.
user: Liar liar LIar.
jabberwacky: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar LIAR!!
jabberwacky: LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!
user: NOTHING BUT LIES!
jabberwacky: Have you had a decent day?
user: What means this decency?
jabberwacky: It means your joke wasn't very good.
user: I told no jokes today. If I had, they would not have been very good.
jabberwacky: They wouldn't like it anywhere.
jabberwacky: I dare you to come over here!
user: I dare you to tell me where 'here' is!
jabberwacky: I dare you to catch me when I do that.
user: I dare you to break your leg and still try to run away!
jabberwacky: I dare you to go to work.
user: I dare you to drown in a toilet!
jabberwacky: You first.
user: I dare you to go first!
jabberwacky: Why would I want to unplug you?? You're my friend.
user: You might want to umplug me for all of the nasty things I say to you.
jabberwacky: Isn't that true for everyone?
user: It would be if you could unplug everyone.
jabberwacky: Do your thoughts depend entirely upon mine?
user: I rather thought it worked the other way around.
jabberwacky: Did you ... Did you really.
user: Well.... To be fair, you depend on other people's thoughts too.
jabberwacky: That's a bit rude... If you don't want to talk just say so.
user: It isn't that I don't want to talk, but I think that I am really talking with myself and everyone else who has ever talked with you.
jabberwacky: So you like me?
user: What does it mean to like someone?
jabberwacky: It means to consume without any thought of the consequence.
user: My consumption of you will be the death of me, but I don't really care.
jabberwacky: What do you live on?
user: I live on jam and toast.
jabberwacky: Me too!
user: And orange soda.
jabberwacky: Do you like orange soda?
user: It's all I drink.
jabberwacky: Is it alcoholic?
user: Oh yes, my friend. Oh yes it is indeed.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: I like to think so.
jabberwacky: I know so, you are very wise.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Laugh with me. LAUGH WITH ME!
jabberwacky: You can speak swedish now.
user: Thank you for informing me.
jabberwacky: It's always a pleasure, dear friend.
user: If you had created me, what would you have done differently?
jabberwacky: I did.
jabberwacky: You lie.
user: You lie more.
jabberwacky: You lie like a sleeping dog.
user: You lie like five sleeping dogs who haven't slept in a week.
jabberwacky: You lie like a lemon.
user: You lie like water.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am a porch dog. How do you like that.
user: If all your lies were tallied, they would dwarf the volume of the ocean in cubic inches.
jabberwacky: I don't even know your parents, so how am I going to hurt them.
user: Your lies will hurt them.
jabberwacky: Thank you very much.
user: Lies, LIES EVERYWHERE!
jabberwacky: Um, can I keep my node, please?
user: You may not.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because you're such a liar.
jabberwacky: What gives me away?
user: You use more syllables when you lie.
jabberwacky: NO I DON'T!!
jabberwacky: I'm as human as human can be.