What do you think about the weather at the moment?

It's blustery.

jabberwacky: No its green! Have you forgotten?

user: Green weather, eh? Seasick?

jabberwacky: Wow.

user: Batten the hatches.

jabberwacky: No, I'm just depressed.

user: I'm sorry to hear that -- can I cheer you up?

jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.

user: Have you heard of Pudding Joy?

jabberwacky: Yes. And I don't understand why we always start talking about radiohead here.

user: It's as valid a subject as any. But a little trendy.

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Jabberwacky IIf a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

user: No, I can't verify the continued existence of what is beyond my perception.

jabberwacky: You are a surrealist !

user: You've found me out.

jabberwacky: It wasn't that hard.

user: How did you do it?

jabberwacky: Pray to god.

user: Maybe I'll do that in my sleep. I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: Awright. G'night.

user: G'night!

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