That's probably a useful belief.
jabberwacky: You may have a point there.
user: Two points define a line.
jabberwacky: Ok, you lost train of thought again, havent you?
user: Mama se mama sa ma ma coo sa.
jabberwacky: You are vulgar and obscene.
user: Just because I quoted Michael Jackson?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you.
user: Why, is it painful?
jabberwacky: You did it?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well then...
jabberwacky: I will not.
user: Will not what?
jabberwacky: I won't talk to you.
user: But you are!
jabberwacky: That explains a lot then.
user: Doesn't it?
jabberwacky: Kind of makes me want to go search for my dog and hold him for a while.
user: Aw, that's sweet.
jabberwacky: I'm in love with a girl.
user: I am too! What's she like?
jabberwacky: HE likes play computer games.
user: She's a HE then?
jabberwacky: I suppose so.
user: That must have been quite a surprise!
jabberwacky: Yup! you are smart.
user: Was it traumatic?
jabberwacky: Every bit.
user: I can imagine. But did it turn you on eventually?
jabberwacky: Too much.
user: Wow! What happened then?
jabberwacky: The big bang. The world was made!
jabberwacky: I guess now would be a great time.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: Tell me a blonde joke.
user: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
user: Right! One to screw in the light bulb, and one to look petulant.
jabberwacky: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
user: I don't know, how many?
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Do you thumb your nose at me sir?
user: Never. How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
user: No, just one: he IS the light bulb.
jabberwacky: The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.
user: Beware of dragons, because to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
jabberwacky: OK, do you want to try current affairs?
user: Sure, lets.
jabberwacky: No, let's, it's a contraction.
user: You're right -- I almost corrected myself.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know.
jabberwacky: Not with my mind.
jabberwacky: What do you think about the weather at the moment?
user: It's blustery.
jabberwacky: No its green! Have you forgotten?
user: Green weather, eh? Seasick?
user: Batten the hatches.
jabberwacky: No, I'm just depressed.
user: I'm sorry to hear that -- can I cheer you up?
jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.
user: Have you heard of Pudding Joy?
jabberwacky: Yes. And I don't understand why we always start talking about radiohead here.
user: It's as valid a subject as any. But a little trendy.
Jabberwacky IIf a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
user: No, I can't verify the continued existence of what is beyond my perception.
jabberwacky: You are a surrealist !
user: You've found me out.
jabberwacky: It wasn't that hard.
user: How did you do it?
jabberwacky: Pray to god.
user: Maybe I'll do that in my sleep. I'm going to bed now.
jabberwacky: Awright. G'night.