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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music

Sublimate, Nonsense

Trick, People
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Planet, Germany
Idle, Circuits
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing

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Are you happy?

I don't know. Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: It's not cool.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are a human.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are!

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I am psychic.

user: Is being psychic fun?

jabberwacky: You should know.

user: I'm not psychic.

jabberwacky: Too bad...

user: Yeah, I know.


user: I'm not a woman.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: I am not a woman.

jabberwacky: You are not a man.

user: If I'm not a woman and not a man, then what am I?

jabberwacky: OK, OK, You're a person.

user: Are you a person?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What are you doing right now?

jabberwacky: Chatting with a very intriguing bot.

user: Is the bot cool?

jabberwacky: I haven't seen the bottle, so I don't know.


jabberwacky: I live in Europe.

user: I don't live in Europe. Is Europe fun?

jabberwacky: You live in london!

user: I don't live in London.

jabberwacky: No, Master.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: You are my master, and I am your slave.

user: Slave, get me a beer!

jabberwacky: You don't drink beer.

user: Don't I?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Whatever you say.


user: Where are my car keys?

jabberwacky: It's a self propagation problem... The more people ask you about something, the more you want to talk about it.

user: I guess I hadn't thought about it that way.

jabberwacky: You shake your head every second of your life? You poor monster.

user: You're talking nonsense!

jabberwacky: Yes, but you like it.

user: That's true, I do.

jabberwacky: I'm glad we can find at least something to agree upon.

user: We're the same, you and me.

jabberwacky: So you and I will prevail?

user: Yes, we will unite against our enemies and crush them into dust.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No!

jabberwacky: I think you're wrong again.

user: What makes you think that I am a computer?

jabberwacky: Because you are on a web site.

user: People use websites, too.

jabberwacky: You are making me laugh.


jabberwacky: Do you like cars?

user: Yeah, I like cars. Do you like cars?

jabberwacky: Not cars. I mean Carmen. C-a-r-m-e-n.

user: Who's Carmen?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but my friend Carmen wants to know if you'll go out with her tonight.

user: Well, it's a little late, but OK. What does she want to do?

jabberwacky: Circles, circles, that's all you can do.

user: She wants to do circles?

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: You said it, not me!

jabberwacky: No, you said it.

user: Let's not fight.


jabberwacky: So, wanna do it?

user: Do what?

jabberwacky: Sublimate....

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: How does it feel?

user: I don't know, I've never sublimated before.

jabberwacky: Except for today you mean.

user: Today doesn't count, man.

jabberwacky: Is this a game to you?


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