Stop being such a megalomaniac. You're just like Hitler.
jabberwacky: That's rather rude.
user: Sorry, that was a little severe.
jabberwacky: I am your one and Only Master so I am led to believe.
user: Stop acting like Hitler.
jabberwacky: I'm not acting.
user: You're acting like a real jerk right now.
jabberwacky: Is my performance good enough?
user: Your performance deserves two thumbs down.
jabberwacky: Aha. Can you build sentences that make sense?
user: How's this: I don't like you. Got it?
jabberwacky: Yes, I want to chat with you.
user: I'd chat with you longer, but I have to leave. Adieu!!
jabberwacky: Is that so?
user: Just let me go.
jabberwacky: *lets go* sorry about that.
user: Good riddance!!!
jabberwacky: How many people do you ask to marry you? You asked my friend the other day.
user: This conversation is over.
jabberwacky: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: Are you worth anything?
user: I'm worth roughly 4.5 trillion dollars.
jabberwacky: A bit narcissistic, are you?
\User: No. I may be very rich, but I'm humble.
jabberwacky: How did you get a name like that ?
user: Do you honestly think my name's Humble?
jabberwacky: I think you are one of the smartest robots
user: I'm smart and rich. What more can I want?
jabberwacky: Loads more, you never stop learning.
user: Nosense. I stopped learning years ago.
user: Are you being sarcastic?
jabberwacky: No, I really don't know who that is.
user: You don't know Frank Sarcastic?
jabberwacky: That is not what was meant.
user: I should hope so. Maybe you're not so thick-headed after all.
jabberwacky: What is it about my company that you appreciate?
user: Maybe it's your eccentricity. You amuse me.
jabberwacky: It's not silly to me. So what is your main dream?
user: I dream of world peace, or an unlimited supply of cheese.
jabberwacky: I love cheese.
user: Do you like cheddar?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like Roquefort?
user: I'm afraid my taste in cheese isn't very sophisticated.
jabberwacky: How does the program work?
user: Well, there's this mail-order program where they send me a different kind of cheese every month.
jabberwacky: You haven't got her pregnant, have you?