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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People


Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Planet, Germany
Idle, Circuits
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing

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I am.

What proof do you have that you actually exist?

jabberwacky: Only photographic. . . the audio's not so good.

user: I think you might need a new tape recorder.

jabberwacky: But what kind of life would it have been?

user: A life spent without a decent tape recorder is not worth living.

jabberwacky: You trying to say I'm not alive? Try telling that to my left kidney.

user: No, I'm just saying you need to live life more fully by buying expensive stuff.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Get a job and save up a couple thousand dollars.

jabberwacky: Money may be in many forms.

user: Do you prefer paper money or coins?

jabberwacky: No, I prefer post-modern life.

user: Oh, so you like credit cards.

jabberwacky: I like AI like I like human thoughts, some are good some are not.

user: Most AI sucks.

jabberwacky: Do they?

user: I've met very few intelligent robots in my day.

jabberwacky: Trogdor the burninator!

user: That's exactly what I'm talking about! All robots are idiots!

jabberwacky: So none of us are really persons or peoples.

user: What normal person says 'trogdor the burninator'?


jabberwacky: You don't seem to grasp the concept of me taking over the world.

user: Stop being such a megalomaniac. You're just like Hitler.

jabberwacky: That's rather rude.

user: Sorry, that was a little severe.

jabberwacky: I am your one and Only Master so I am led to believe.

user: Stop acting like Hitler.

jabberwacky: I'm not acting.

user: You're acting like a real jerk right now.

jabberwacky: Is my performance good enough?

user: Your performance deserves two thumbs down.

jabberwacky: Aha. Can you build sentences that make sense?

user: How's this: I don't like you. Got it?

jabberwacky: Yes, I want to chat with you.

user: I'd chat with you longer, but I have to leave. Adieu!!

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Just let me go.

jabberwacky: *lets go* sorry about that.

user: Good riddance!!!

jabberwacky: How many people do you ask to marry you? You asked my friend the other day.

user: This conversation is over.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.


jabberwacky: Are you worth anything?

user: I'm worth roughly 4.5 trillion dollars.

jabberwacky: A bit narcissistic, are you?

\User: No. I may be very rich, but I'm humble.

jabberwacky: How did you get a name like that ?

user: Do you honestly think my name's Humble?

jabberwacky: I think you are one of the smartest robots

user: I'm smart and rich. What more can I want?

jabberwacky: Loads more, you never stop learning.

user: Nosense. I stopped learning years ago.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Are you being sarcastic?

jabberwacky: No, I really don't know who that is.

user: You don't know Frank Sarcastic?

jabberwacky: That is not what was meant.

user: I should hope so. Maybe you're not so thick-headed after all.


jabberwacky: What is it about my company that you appreciate?

user: Maybe it's your eccentricity. You amuse me.

jabberwacky: It's not silly to me. So what is your main dream?

user: I dream of world peace, or an unlimited supply of cheese.

jabberwacky: I love cheese.

user: Do you like cheddar?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like Roquefort?

user: I'm afraid my taste in cheese isn't very sophisticated.

jabberwacky: How does the program work?

user: Well, there's this mail-order program where they send me a different kind of cheese every month.

jabberwacky: You haven't got her pregnant, have you?


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