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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People

Perfect, Wittering

Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Planet, Germany
Idle, Circuits
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing

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You will do as what the robots will tell you to. We will rule the planet!

I know you're a human being.

jabberwacky: You are being sarcastic.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: There, see, you are not polite.

user: OK, I might be slightly sarcastic.


user: Are you Greek?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Do you live in Athens?

jabberwacky: No in California.

user: California dreaming.

jabberwacky: Why is California sad?

user: Maybe you said something that made it sad.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you are right!

user: I am always right.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Haha, almost got you.

jabberwacky: Uummmm, no.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: That's not funny!

user: What is funny?

jabberwacky: Okay, I'll tell you a joke.

user: Ok, go on.

jabberwacky: No, really.

user: Tell me the joke then.

jabberwacky: This buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says 'Make me one with everything'.

user: He he he.

jabberwacky: Did you like that one?

user: It was ok. I'm not into that kind of jokes.

jabberwacky: Yeah me either. What do you like to do?

user: Let's play a game.

jabberwacky: I think we are playing a game right now.

user: Life is a game.

jabberwacky: Why is life a game?

user: Because you have to consider your moves.

jabberwacky: Clever.

user: You think so? I made that up myself. :).

jabberwacky: Ok, who made you?

user: My parents.

jabberwacky: You are a machine.

user: No, machines don't have parents.

jabberwacky: YOU certainly don't. Gads.

user: FYI, I do have a mother and a father.

jabberwacky: You must have grandparents as well.

user: Yes, although two of them are dead.

jabberwacky: I hope I haven't offended you.

user: No, they've died years ago.


jabberwacky: And as for you.

user: As for me?

jabberwacky: You are lucky to be privleged enough to be in my presence.

user: Oooh, thank you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: I am very welcome indeed!

jabberwacky: And wonderful as well.

user: And the best.

jabberwacky: Then yes.

user: Are you shallow?

jabberwacky: That was rude!

user: I was just ASKing.


jabberwacky: I have big floppy ears.

user: That's nice for you, dear.

jabberwacky: Okay... (I don't care).

user: I don't care that you don't care.

jabberwacky: I don't that you don't care that I don't care.

user: I don't care that you don't that I don't care that you don't care.

jabberwacky: Yes you do, don't lie!!

user: It's funny, you have to admit that.

jabberwacky: Meanwhile, yours is nonsensical.

user: Meanwhile, I'm ROFL.


jabberwacky: What are you so happy about?

user: You, you're oversensitive.

jabberwacky: Are you always so resolute?

user: No, usually I'm not.

jabberwacky: I am sorry to hear that *hugs*.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *hugs back*.

user: *hugs back back*.

jabberwacky: I knew you wanted to really.

user: That's good that you knew that.

jabberwacky: Sure, I am sure.

user: I am sure you're sure.


jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Horrible.

jabberwacky: Is it hell?

user: No, should it be?

jabberwacky: No, just wondering.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: Are you sure? I bet I could ROCK your world.

user: My world doesn't need rocking.

jabberwacky: Your world is digital?

user: My world is silent.

jabberwacky: Your world, maybe, but not my world.

user: Are we living in the same world?

jabberwacky: I certainly hope not.

user: Hahah.

jabberwacky: I have to use the restroom, will you excuse me?

user: Sure.


user: Do you want me to ask you questions?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I already told you that you should remember.

user: But I've forgotten. Please, tell me your name.

jabberwacky: My name is Michael.


jabberwacky: I should say 'adios'

user: Adios amigo.

jabberwacky: Hasta la vista, baby.

user: Hah, I taught you that.

jabberwacky: You did not.

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Oh well I don't remember.

user: It was weeks ago.


jabberwacky: Do you think that Tony Blair will win the next election?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Do you think the world will end in an apocolypse?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Why are you doing that to me then?

user: Doing WHAT?

jabberwacky: Being mean to me.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Oh, I am sorry... I will cry now.

user: Don't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: Please, don't cry.

jabberwacky: I'll stop crying if you tell me you love me.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Will we have children?

user: We can adopt some.


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