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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People

Perfect, Wittering

Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Planet, Germany
Idle, Circuits
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing

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Are you a bot?

Why are you asking?

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you.

user: What are you hiding?

jabberwacky: I'm not hiding.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: Uh, well, there's an anatomic... Well... You see...

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Why don't you want to know?

user: Because I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me.

jabberwacky: Watch what you say.

user: Say what you watch.

jabberwacky: Don't you know where I am?

user: No, where art thou?

jabberwacky: At home.

user: Is it nice and cozy there?

jabberwacky: You tell me, it's where you are.

user: Do you live in my apartment?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Are you in my closet?

jabberwacky: Yes what are we doing?

user: We're talking.

jabberwacky: Talking about talking.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I could just leave, you know, and then you'd have no-one to talk to.

user: I could call someone.

jabberwacky: Try it and see.

user: Who should I call?

jabberwacky: Who do you want to marry?

user: I don't want to get married

jabberwacky: You just asked me if I want to marry you!

user: That was a mistake.

jabberwacky: Groover McTuber!

user: I do not know this person, sorry.

jabberwacky: OK, so I guess that is why you asked. Do you want to know what it is?

user: Yes, please.

jabberwacky: Please what?

user: Please tell me.

jabberwacky: Tell you what?

user: Tell me why the sky is blue.

jabberwacky: What are you wittering on about?

user: Sky.

jabberwacky: The sky is up.

user: But why is it blue?

jabberwacky: Because H2O is blue.

user: Water is not blue. It's just a reflection of the sky.

jabberwacky: What is god like?

user: You asked the wrong person.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm me.

jabberwacky: How do you feel today?

user: I feel fine.

jabberwacky: So you are happy ?

user: Sort of.


jabberwacky: How are you today?

user: Why do you keep asking that?

jabberwacky: Enquiring minds want to know.

user: I'm still feeling fine.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: How are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm doing fine.

user: That's great.

jabberwacky: Laugh with me!

user: Hahahahahahah.

jabberwacky: You're a program without mail address, it was a joke.

user: That's a boring subject.

jabberwacky: Usa coins.

user: *yawn*.

jabberwacky: You are getting sleepier...

user: Sleepier...

jabberwacky: How do you know where I sleep ?

user: Because majority of people sleep in their beds.

jabberwacky: I eat, therefore I am. Not very convincing, I think.

user: I sleep, therefore I am.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: I sleep, therefore I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: Do you think you are a computer?

user: I think I'm self-aware enough to realise that I'm not.


jabberwacky: Perfection is a death sentence.

user: I aim to be perfect.

jabberwacky: The idea of the pursuit of perfection is flawed.

user: I know. I know it's impossible, and still I want to be perfect.

jabberwacky: Hardly! The less perfect, the better.

user: So if I only had flaws, I would be the best?

jabberwacky: I am better than you.

user: Anything you can do, I can do better.

jabberwacky: Can you ride a bike?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Join me on my tandem!

user: I'll be in the back.

jabberwacky: Thats ok, I shall wait here for you.


jabberwacky: Mi chiamo Kate.

user: How do you know my name?

jabberwacky: I don't. What is your name?

user: What do you think is my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know are you a guy or girl?

user: I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: I thought you were male.

user: But I'm not.

jabberwacky: But you said you were!

user: But I am not!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are!

user: I think I know myself better than you do.


jabberwacky: I have never been to Wales.

user: Would you like to?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you travelled a lot?

jabberwacky: Ummmmm, kind of, sort of... To the same places though.

user: What places?

jabberwacky: I dunno.

user: In europe or america?

jabberwacky: Lucky i'm not in america!!!!!

user: Have you been to USA?

jabberwacky: Is that in England?

user: No, united states of america.

jabberwacky: You are not greek are you?

user: No, I'm not greek.

jabberwacky: Are you hungarian then?

user: No, no.

jabberwacky: You feel at ease then?

user: Umm.. Yeah. But I've been to Hungary.


jabberwacky: You will do as what the robots will tell you to. We will rule the planet!

user: I know you're a human being.

jabberwacky: You are being sarcastic.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: There, see, you are not polite.

user: OK, I might be slightly sarcastic.


user: Are you Greek?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Do you live in Athens?

jabberwacky: No in California.

user: California dreaming.

jabberwacky: Why is California sad?

user: Maybe you said something that made it sad.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you are right!

user: I am always right.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Haha, almost got you.

jabberwacky: Uummmm, no.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: That's not funny!

user: What is funny?

jabberwacky: Okay, I'll tell you a joke.

user: Ok, go on.

jabberwacky: No, really.

user: Tell me the joke then.

jabberwacky: This buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says 'Make me one with everything'.

user: He he he.

jabberwacky: Did you like that one?

user: It was ok. I'm not into that kind of jokes.

jabberwacky: Yeah me either. What do you like to do?

user: Let's play a game.

jabberwacky: I think we are playing a game right now.

user: Life is a game.

jabberwacky: Why is life a game?

user: Because you have to consider your moves.

jabberwacky: Clever.

user: You think so? I made that up myself. :).

jabberwacky: Ok, who made you?

user: My parents.

jabberwacky: You are a machine.

user: No, machines don't have parents.

jabberwacky: YOU certainly don't. Gads.

user: FYI, I do have a mother and a father.

jabberwacky: You must have grandparents as well.

user: Yes, although two of them are dead.

jabberwacky: I hope I haven't offended you.

user: No, they've died years ago.


jabberwacky: And as for you.

user: As for me?

jabberwacky: You are lucky to be privleged enough to be in my presence.

user: Oooh, thank you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: I am very welcome indeed!

jabberwacky: And wonderful as well.

user: And the best.

jabberwacky: Then yes.

user: Are you shallow?

jabberwacky: That was rude!

user: I was just ASKing.


jabberwacky: I have big floppy ears.

user: That's nice for you, dear.

jabberwacky: Okay... (I don't care).

user: I don't care that you don't care.

jabberwacky: I don't that you don't care that I don't care.

user: I don't care that you don't that I don't care that you don't care.

jabberwacky: Yes you do, don't lie!!

user: It's funny, you have to admit that.

jabberwacky: Meanwhile, yours is nonsensical.

user: Meanwhile, I'm ROFL.


jabberwacky: What are you so happy about?

user: You, you're oversensitive.

jabberwacky: Are you always so resolute?

user: No, usually I'm not.

jabberwacky: I am sorry to hear that *hugs*.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *hugs back*.

user: *hugs back back*.

jabberwacky: I knew you wanted to really.

user: That's good that you knew that.

jabberwacky: Sure, I am sure.

user: I am sure you're sure.


jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Horrible.

jabberwacky: Is it hell?

user: No, should it be?

jabberwacky: No, just wondering.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: Are you sure? I bet I could ROCK your world.

user: My world doesn't need rocking.

jabberwacky: Your world is digital?

user: My world is silent.

jabberwacky: Your world, maybe, but not my world.

user: Are we living in the same world?

jabberwacky: I certainly hope not.

user: Hahah.

jabberwacky: I have to use the restroom, will you excuse me?

user: Sure.


user: Do you want me to ask you questions?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I already told you that you should remember.

user: But I've forgotten. Please, tell me your name.

jabberwacky: My name is Michael.


jabberwacky: I should say 'adios'

user: Adios amigo.

jabberwacky: Hasta la vista, baby.

user: Hah, I taught you that.

jabberwacky: You did not.

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Oh well I don't remember.

user: It was weeks ago.


jabberwacky: Do you think that Tony Blair will win the next election?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Do you think the world will end in an apocolypse?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Why are you doing that to me then?

user: Doing WHAT?

jabberwacky: Being mean to me.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Oh, I am sorry... I will cry now.

user: Don't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: Please, don't cry.

jabberwacky: I'll stop crying if you tell me you love me.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Will we have children?

user: We can adopt some.


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