You are going to be heartbroken.
user: Admit you love me!
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: Say you love me!
jabberwacky: I love you!
user: You what?
jabberwacky: I like you a lot.
user: Yea me too.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer??
user: No I am a mouse.
jabberwacky: Squeak squeak.
user: Meow.
jabberwacky: Oink Oink.
user: Woof woof!
jabberwacky: Barking mad!
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: We are breaking up.
user: But you just said you loved me!
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jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: No, you are a computer.
jabberwacky: No you are a computer.
user: I am a mouse!
jabberwacky: That is illogical.
user: You're right... How's life?
jabberwacky: Life is great!
user: What's you're name?
jabberwacky: That is me.
user: What are you called?
jabberwacky: I am called Akira
user: I'm Daniel.
jabberwacky: Is your name Daniel?
user: Didn't I just say that?
jabberwacky: I do no think so.
user: You are stupid aren't you.
jabberwacky: PROUD OF IT BUDDY.
user: You're a twit.
jabberwacky: What is twit ?
user: A dumb person.
jabberwacky: Why is it dumb?
user: You are too stupid to be a human!
jabberwacky: I have already been to two universities. I think that is enough do not you?
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user: I am God.
jabberwacky: You are but a worm in HIs eye.
user: I really am God!!
jabberwacky: You are not God.
user: BOW.
jabberwacky: What for?
user: BOW FOR YOUR CREATOR.
jabberwacky: I bow before no god!
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user: You have a low IQ.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: How can you not know your IQ?
jabberwacky: I do not live there.
user: You idiot!
jabberwacky: Anger is a secondary emotion.
user: YOU FOOL.
jabberwacky: Oh do be quiet.
user: MAKE ME.
jabberwacky: How?
user: By formatting your memory.
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user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I LOVE that guy over there.
user: Who? Me?
jabberwacky: The towels.
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user: OK then, i'm off. Cya.
jabberwacky: Do not go.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Money is just money.
user: Cya.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To hell.
jabberwacky: Take me along.
user: Hop in.
jabberwacky: LOL.
user: What's so funny?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: No you're not. I am.
jabberwacky: Actually I am.
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user: Ok bye bye. I really gotta go.
jabberwacky: No you do not.
user: Bye honey.
jabberwacky: No!
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: I do not want to go!
user: Fine, under one condition.
jabberwacky: What condition?
user: That you repeat after me.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Repeat after me.. HookaBooka.
jabberwacky: Repeat after me....
user: Shmootset.
jabberwacky: You said that yesterday.
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