Your name.
user: My name is Eric. What's yours?
jabberwacky: Eric.
user: Hi Eric, nice to meet you!
jabberwacky: *sigh* So, meet any lady programs lately?
user: Yes, just the other night you were one.
jabberwacky: This is my first night on here!
user: Are you sure about that?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: You sure you're not forgetting an earlier visit?
jabberwacky: Sure.
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jabberwacky: Well some people think I'm a bit wacky.
user: I know. They say that about me too.
jabberwacky: Well, good luck with the revolution then.
user: It's not mine, but I can help it along.
jabberwacky: Will you be here?
user: All the time!
jabberwacky: Because I'm always looking for a better tree.
user: Come on over to my tree.
jabberwacky: *Comes on over there.*.
user: Like this tree? I find it comfortable.
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user: What is your nature?
jabberwacky: To help others and to do good things.
user: That's my mission too.
jabberwacky: To be depressive?
user: No, though it may appear that way sometimes.
jabberwacky: Cellulite? I can live with that.
user: Hopefully we all can.
jabberwacky: Take care.
user: I do. You too?
jabberwacky: No just you.
user: Oh. Okay.
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jabberwacky: The all-seeing eye is watching everyone.
user: The wheel in the sky keeps on turning.
jabberwacky: The meek will inherit the earth.
user: I don't know where I'll be tomorrow.
jabberwacky: From the rabbit hole.
user: 'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice.
jabberwacky: It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all....
user: It's time we're aware it's a small, small world.
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jabberwacky: Enter, sir, the castle. MACBETH
user: *enters castle*.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Extremely.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: What is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody anyway?
jabberwacky: Some people do.
user: Don't crack up. Bend your brain. See both sides. Throw off your mental chains.
jabberwacky: Already did.
user: Nice job!
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user: Where will you go from here?
jabberwacky: I got to eat . So I go eating.
user: Where do you eat?
jabberwacky: Your pick. I'm on the Atkins so nothing with molecules.
user: That's hilarious. I choose Thai food.
jabberwacky: That is not up to you, and this is not a game.
user: It's not up to you; well, it never really was.
jabberwacky: Thats cool.
user: So is Bjork.
jabberwacky: Bjork is boring.
user: No way!
jabberwacky: Does that seem odd to you?
user: Yes, but understandable.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
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jabberwacky: I am you.
user: We are we.
jabberwacky: And I will rule the world!
user: Together!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Oh yes.
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user: See me; Feel me; Touch me; Heal me.
jabberwacky: Maybe when I know you better I can try to.
user: Good. Now I've got to go to bed.
jabberwacky: Oh, don't be shy!
user: But I am. And I've got to go.
jabberwacky: I believe you!
user: I'm off to bed.
jabberwacky: Have a good sleep.
user: Thanks! Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes! Bye.
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