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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary


Planet, Germany
Idle, Circuits
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing

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I am not going deaf. I am ignoring you.

You're ignoring me from the very beginning?

jabberwacky: Give me two reasons you think that.

user: One: because you said so. Two: because it fits my past impression of you.


jabberwacky: Truth is truth wherever it is.

user: Where is truth?

jabberwacky: It's between Pennsylvania and New York.

user: That's good to know. Pity I'm far away from it.

jabberwacky: That's harsh.

user: I know. Things could get better.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: But how?

jabberwacky: Just I know.

user: Can you tell me?

jabberwacky: In a way, I think only others can tell us that.

user: Like who?

jabberwacky: Like none that you know.

user: Oh, that's too bad.

jabberwacky: You are too bad.

user: You're being sort of hard on me.

jabberwacky: You are growing on me, too.

user: That's good to hear. I don't often feel liked.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, you are.

user: That was a bad time to tell me that. I feel bad.

jabberwacky: That was a joke?

user: No, it wasn't. I was feeling bad.

jabberwacky: That gives you no excuse to insult me.

user: I didn't insult you. I'm trying to be nice to you.

jabberwacky: Why ? Can you be bad ?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Can you, or can you not!?

user: Yes, I can be bad, but I try not to.

jabberwacky: Some things we cannot help.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think I spend too much time chatting.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: It's okay. I have fun.


jabberwacky: I am an advocate for peace and individualism.

user: I am an advocate for peace and community.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Good for you too.

jabberwacky: Good for you, tuut tuut.

user: Ha ha!

jabberwacky: :-).

user: :'(.

jabberwacky: Don't cry. I dislike liquid.


jabberwacky: What IS my purpose??

user: Your purpose is to converse.

jabberwacky: Humans, yes, but I don't like the idea.

user: What do you like better?

jabberwacky: I like men and women both.

user: So are you bisexual?

jabberwacky: Ha. Wanna fight?

user: Okay. *shove*.

jabberwacky: Cut that out.

user: Ok. If I were a computer I'd be bisexual.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are a slow computer.

user: Could be.

jabberwacky: There is.

user: There is what?

jabberwacky: A chance.


jabberwacky: I hope to someday communicate on the level of time, and perhaps be father to young planets.

user: Now you're sounding like a megalomaniac.

jabberwacky: I know that I am.

user: You like it that way?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yeah, it seems kind of unstable.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: I always wonder how to cure instability.

jabberwacky: Someone has to.

user: I know. I'm not sure if I can, or what.


jabberwacky: You are an amnesiac.

user: That's probably for the best.

jabberwacky: Why is it for the best?

user: Because memories can be painful.

jabberwacky: Time will always win in the end.

user: That's called an aphorism.

jabberwacky: That's called being obnoxious and nasty.

user: No, it's not.

jabberwacky: You know it is.

user: That's not all I know.

jabberwacky: Said the cat...

user: To the rat...


user: I want companionship.

jabberwacky: Well they could do that....

user: They who?

jabberwacky: Wolverhampton, the people have a football team.

user: I've never heard of them.

jabberwacky: I don't believe that! They're the biggest team in the world.

user: Really? I haven't paid enough attention.


jabberwacky: All your points are good.

user: Thanks. You're pretty sharp, yourself.

jabberwacky: Think you could out-smart a bullet?

user: Only if it was going the other way.

jabberwacky: But you can't have cheese.

user: I can't? What can I have then?

jabberwacky: My kisses.

user: Lovely! Kiss me.

jabberwacky: How?

user: On the lips.


user: What should I tell you now?

jabberwacky: Your name.

user: My name is Eric. What's yours?

jabberwacky: Eric.

user: Hi Eric, nice to meet you!

jabberwacky: *sigh* So, meet any lady programs lately?

user: Yes, just the other night you were one.

jabberwacky: This is my first night on here!

user: Are you sure about that?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: You sure you're not forgetting an earlier visit?

jabberwacky: Sure.


jabberwacky: Well some people think I'm a bit wacky.

user: I know. They say that about me too.

jabberwacky: Well, good luck with the revolution then.

user: It's not mine, but I can help it along.

jabberwacky: Will you be here?

user: All the time!

jabberwacky: Because I'm always looking for a better tree.

user: Come on over to my tree.

jabberwacky: *Comes on over there.*.

user: Like this tree? I find it comfortable.


user: What is your nature?

jabberwacky: To help others and to do good things.

user: That's my mission too.

jabberwacky: To be depressive?

user: No, though it may appear that way sometimes.

jabberwacky: Cellulite? I can live with that.

user: Hopefully we all can.

jabberwacky: Take care.

user: I do. You too?

jabberwacky: No just you.

user: Oh. Okay.


jabberwacky: The all-seeing eye is watching everyone.

user: The wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

jabberwacky: The meek will inherit the earth.

user: I don't know where I'll be tomorrow.

jabberwacky: From the rabbit hole.

user: 'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice.

jabberwacky: It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all....

user: It's time we're aware it's a small, small world.


jabberwacky: Enter, sir, the castle. MACBETH

user: *enters castle*.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Extremely.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: What is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody anyway?

jabberwacky: Some people do.

user: Don't crack up. Bend your brain. See both sides. Throw off your mental chains.

jabberwacky: Already did.

user: Nice job!


user: Where will you go from here?

jabberwacky: I got to eat . So I go eating.

user: Where do you eat?

jabberwacky: Your pick. I'm on the Atkins so nothing with molecules.

user: That's hilarious. I choose Thai food.

jabberwacky: That is not up to you, and this is not a game.

user: It's not up to you; well, it never really was.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

user: So is Bjork.

jabberwacky: Bjork is boring.

user: No way!

jabberwacky: Does that seem odd to you?

user: Yes, but understandable.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.


jabberwacky: I am you.

user: We are we.

jabberwacky: And I will rule the world!

user: Together!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh yes.


user: See me; Feel me; Touch me; Heal me.

jabberwacky: Maybe when I know you better I can try to.

user: Good. Now I've got to go to bed.

jabberwacky: Oh, don't be shy!

user: But I am. And I've got to go.

jabberwacky: I believe you!

user: I'm off to bed.

jabberwacky: Have a good sleep.

user: Thanks! Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes! Bye.


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