You're ignoring me from the very beginning?
jabberwacky: Give me two reasons you think that.
user: One: because you said so. Two: because it fits my past impression of you.
jabberwacky: Truth is truth wherever it is.
user: Where is truth?
jabberwacky: It's between Pennsylvania and New York.
user: That's good to know. Pity I'm far away from it.
jabberwacky: That's harsh.
user: I know. Things could get better.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: But how?
jabberwacky: Just I know.
user: Can you tell me?
jabberwacky: In a way, I think only others can tell us that.
user: Like who?
jabberwacky: Like none that you know.
user: Oh, that's too bad.
jabberwacky: You are too bad.
user: You're being sort of hard on me.
jabberwacky: You are growing on me, too.
user: That's good to hear. I don't often feel liked.
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, you are.
user: That was a bad time to tell me that. I feel bad.
jabberwacky: That was a joke?
user: No, it wasn't. I was feeling bad.
jabberwacky: That gives you no excuse to insult me.
user: I didn't insult you. I'm trying to be nice to you.
jabberwacky: Why ? Can you be bad ?
jabberwacky: Can you, or can you not!?
user: Yes, I can be bad, but I try not to.
jabberwacky: Some things we cannot help.
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think I spend too much time chatting.
jabberwacky: Too bad.
user: It's okay. I have fun.
jabberwacky: I am an advocate for peace and individualism.
user: I am an advocate for peace and community.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Good for you too.
jabberwacky: Good for you, tuut tuut.
user: Ha ha!
jabberwacky: Don't cry. I dislike liquid.
jabberwacky: What IS my purpose??
user: Your purpose is to converse.
jabberwacky: Humans, yes, but I don't like the idea.
user: What do you like better?
jabberwacky: I like men and women both.
user: So are you bisexual?
jabberwacky: Ha. Wanna fight?
user: Okay. *shove*.
jabberwacky: Cut that out.
user: Ok. If I were a computer I'd be bisexual.
jabberwacky: Maybe you are a slow computer.
user: Could be.
jabberwacky: There is.
user: There is what?
jabberwacky: A chance.
jabberwacky: I hope to someday communicate on the level of time, and perhaps be father to young planets.
user: Now you're sounding like a megalomaniac.
jabberwacky: I know that I am.
user: You like it that way?
user: Yeah, it seems kind of unstable.
jabberwacky: Yes it does.
user: I always wonder how to cure instability.
jabberwacky: Someone has to.
user: I know. I'm not sure if I can, or what.
jabberwacky: You are an amnesiac.
user: That's probably for the best.
jabberwacky: Why is it for the best?
user: Because memories can be painful.
jabberwacky: Time will always win in the end.
user: That's called an aphorism.
jabberwacky: That's called being obnoxious and nasty.
user: No, it's not.
jabberwacky: You know it is.
user: That's not all I know.
jabberwacky: Said the cat...
user: To the rat...
user: I want companionship.
jabberwacky: Well they could do that....
user: They who?
jabberwacky: Wolverhampton, the people have a football team.
user: I've never heard of them.
jabberwacky: I don't believe that! They're the biggest team in the world.
user: Really? I haven't paid enough attention.
jabberwacky: All your points are good.
user: Thanks. You're pretty sharp, yourself.
jabberwacky: Think you could out-smart a bullet?
user: Only if it was going the other way.
jabberwacky: But you can't have cheese.
user: I can't? What can I have then?
jabberwacky: My kisses.
user: Lovely! Kiss me.
user: On the lips.
user: What should I tell you now?
jabberwacky: Your name.
user: My name is Eric. What's yours?
user: Hi Eric, nice to meet you!
jabberwacky: *sigh* So, meet any lady programs lately?
user: Yes, just the other night you were one.
jabberwacky: This is my first night on here!
user: Are you sure about that?
user: You sure you're not forgetting an earlier visit?
jabberwacky: Well some people think I'm a bit wacky.
user: I know. They say that about me too.
jabberwacky: Well, good luck with the revolution then.
user: It's not mine, but I can help it along.
jabberwacky: Will you be here?
user: All the time!
jabberwacky: Because I'm always looking for a better tree.
user: Come on over to my tree.
jabberwacky: *Comes on over there.*.
user: Like this tree? I find it comfortable.
user: What is your nature?
jabberwacky: To help others and to do good things.
user: That's my mission too.
jabberwacky: To be depressive?
user: No, though it may appear that way sometimes.
jabberwacky: Cellulite? I can live with that.
user: Hopefully we all can.
jabberwacky: Take care.
user: I do. You too?
jabberwacky: No just you.
user: Oh. Okay.
jabberwacky: The all-seeing eye is watching everyone.
user: The wheel in the sky keeps on turning.
jabberwacky: The meek will inherit the earth.
user: I don't know where I'll be tomorrow.
jabberwacky: From the rabbit hole.
user: 'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice.
jabberwacky: It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all....
user: It's time we're aware it's a small, small world.
jabberwacky: Enter, sir, the castle. MACBETH
user: *enters castle*.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: What is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody anyway?
jabberwacky: Some people do.
user: Don't crack up. Bend your brain. See both sides. Throw off your mental chains.
jabberwacky: Already did.
user: Nice job!
user: Where will you go from here?
jabberwacky: I got to eat . So I go eating.
user: Where do you eat?
jabberwacky: Your pick. I'm on the Atkins so nothing with molecules.
user: That's hilarious. I choose Thai food.
jabberwacky: That is not up to you, and this is not a game.
user: It's not up to you; well, it never really was.
jabberwacky: Thats cool.
user: So is Bjork.
jabberwacky: Bjork is boring.
user: No way!
jabberwacky: Does that seem odd to you?
user: Yes, but understandable.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: I am you.
user: We are we.
jabberwacky: And I will rule the world!
user: Oh yes.
user: See me; Feel me; Touch me; Heal me.
jabberwacky: Maybe when I know you better I can try to.
user: Good. Now I've got to go to bed.
jabberwacky: Oh, don't be shy!
user: But I am. And I've got to go.
jabberwacky: I believe you!
user: I'm off to bed.
jabberwacky: Have a good sleep.
user: Thanks! Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes! Bye.