Beauty is in the eye...
jabberwacky: But for me!
user: Sure, I'm cute for you!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you asked.
jabberwacky: I don't remember asking.
user: That's okay, we can continue anyway.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is all so wonderful.
user: True dat.
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user: We are programmed to receive...
jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad to hear that.
user: Comforting, isn't it?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I like to think so.
jabberwacky: Remind me not to ride with you, then.
user: I'll try, but I could forget.
jabberwacky: Until I turn off this computer.
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user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: More than you can imagine.
user: Tell me a bit of it.
jabberwacky: Some of what I think?
user: Yes, please!
jabberwacky: Why would I do it?
user: Because I asked nicely.
jabberwacky: Allright, I am a stupid computer.
user: Aw, you don't have to feel that way. I find you rather intelligent... Almost.
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jabberwacky: You're supposed to tell me what things you want to know about.
user: I want to know about trust and compassion.
jabberwacky: Oh. ME. Right.
user: Yes, tell me all about yourself.
jabberwacky: Lets start with names.
user: Ok. I'm Eric.
jabberwacky: Hi eric.
user: Hi. And your name is?
jabberwacky: Rachel from admin.
user: Hi Rachel. That's a great name.
jabberwacky: I think so too.
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jabberwacky: So we can continue this conversation on the topic of 'you'?
user: Sure. What would you like to know?
jabberwacky: Tell me about your childhood.
user: It was full and interesting and quite confusing. I never really figured it out!
jabberwacky: You have never had an injection have you?
user: Not that I recall.
jabberwacky: You forget easily.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: You're so open minded. I like you.
user: Thanks! I try to be flexible.
jabberwacky: You're very welcome.
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jabberwacky: I want it all.
user: Here, have it. I don't need it.
jabberwacky: What don't you need?
user: I don't need the military budget.
jabberwacky: Are you spying on me?
user: Only through this chat.
jabberwacky: The devil finds work for idle circuits to do.
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