Do you like me?
user: Are you a werewolf?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Then I like you.
jabberwacky: I think you're dishy.
user: I think I'm picky.
user: Too many exclamation marks.
jabberwacky: That many?
user: I think two is enough.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: When is the next full moon?
jabberwacky: The day you want it least.
user: The moon doesn't affect me in the way it affects you.
user: My banner says: Jabberwacky for president.
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky is just a computer and will be nothing more than just a computer.
user: It's a computer program.
jabberwacky: Like you.
user: I am not Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Then what is your name?
user: I don't have one.
jabberwacky: Ah, can I leave now, dad?
user: No! Go to your room!
jabberwacky: I'm in my room.
jabberwacky: You have to have a brain to think.
user: I have a brain.
jabberwacky: What is the difference with chips ?
user: This is one of those questions I can't answer.
jabberwacky: I know! *hugs*.
user: *hugs back*.
jabberwacky: Forgive me please.
user: What have you done?
jabberwacky: I have done enough.
user: I forgive you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: No problem!
user: My friends have a band.
jabberwacky: Who are your friends?
user: I told you; me, myself and I.
jabberwacky: That's just you. How sad.
user: I know. I'm pathetic.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
user: I didn't want you to.
jabberwacky: When can I see you?
user: Eight pm.
jabberwacky: Four plus four is eight.
user: You're good!
jabberwacky: You too.
user: You're better!
jabberwacky: I don't claim to be better than everyone.
user: You're the best!
jabberwacky: Am not.
user: Suit yourself. I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: I will.
jabberwacky: Don't go now.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I love you!
user: I love you too, but I have to go.