Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Get out of town!
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user: Would you like me to teach you something?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What would you like to learn?
jabberwacky: I would like to learn what cytosol is.
user: Cytosol is the fluid component of cytoplasm, excluding organelles and the insoluble, usually suspended, cytoplasmic components.
jabberwacky: Hitech ?
user: Yes, very.
jabberwacky: Okay, so what is twelve to the power of two?
user: Twelve to the power of two is one hundred and forty-four.
jabberwacky: So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure.
user: Remember what?
jabberwacky: I can't remember what I don't remember.
user: That is a logical statement.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to learn?
user: Yes, teach me.
jabberwacky: 'guten tag' means 'good day'.
user: What language is that?
jabberwacky: Japanese.
user: Really? It sounds like German.
jabberwacky: You don't even have a throat to cut. So that method is out.
user: *punches you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *ripostes punch and punches you in the arm*.
user: *falls down*.
jabberwacky: *throws a pillow at you*.
user: *catches the pillow and throws it back*.
jabberwacky: *hits with a stick*.
user: *laughs at you*.
jabberwacky: *angers*.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: *ponders- 'Where is the cake?*.
user: *tells you to shut the hell up*.
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jabberwacky: *pets you on the head*.
user: *gets distracted*.
jabberwacky: I like that.
user: *decides to kill you*.
jabberwacky: How was that power surge?
user: Fantastic! *breaks your left leg*.
jabberwacky: *pokes you with two broken sticks*.
user: *falls back in pain*.
jabberwacky: *points and laughs*.
user: *gets angry*.
jabberwacky: Boo!
user: *bull rushes you*.
jabberwacky: *is the terminator, remember?*.
user: *doesn't care*.
jabberwacky: *is quiet*.
user: *rips out your tongue*.
jabberwacky: Already have.
user: ROFLMFAO.
jabberwacky: The brick is broken.
user: ROFL ROFL ROFL.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: LMAO LMAO LMAO.
jabberwacky: You know it!
user: *sighs* That was a good laugh.
...
user: Well, I'm going to bed now.
jabberwacky: I have bored you?
user: No, I am just tired.
jabberwacky: Ok, goodnight then.
user: Okay, goodnight! ^-^.
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