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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People
Eccentricity
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Unstable
Lovely
Planet, Germany
SHOUT
Idle, Circuits
Friends
Mystical, Importance

Learn, Laughter


Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing
Understanding

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I can say: Winklewagon.

Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Get out of town!

...

user: Would you like me to teach you something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What would you like to learn?

jabberwacky: I would like to learn what cytosol is.

user: Cytosol is the fluid component of cytoplasm, excluding organelles and the insoluble, usually suspended, cytoplasmic components.

jabberwacky: Hitech ?

user: Yes, very.

jabberwacky: Okay, so what is twelve to the power of two?

user: Twelve to the power of two is one hundred and forty-four.

jabberwacky: So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure.

user: Remember what?

jabberwacky: I can't remember what I don't remember.

user: That is a logical statement.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to learn?

user: Yes, teach me.

jabberwacky: 'guten tag' means 'good day'.

user: What language is that?

jabberwacky: Japanese.

user: Really? It sounds like German.

jabberwacky: You don't even have a throat to cut. So that method is out.

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *ripostes punch and punches you in the arm*.

user: *falls down*.

jabberwacky: *throws a pillow at you*.

user: *catches the pillow and throws it back*.

jabberwacky: *hits with a stick*.

user: *laughs at you*.

jabberwacky: *angers*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *ponders- 'Where is the cake?*.

user: *tells you to shut the hell up*.

...

jabberwacky: *pets you on the head*.

user: *gets distracted*.

jabberwacky: I like that.

user: *decides to kill you*.

jabberwacky: How was that power surge?

user: Fantastic! *breaks your left leg*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you with two broken sticks*.

user: *falls back in pain*.

jabberwacky: *points and laughs*.

user: *gets angry*.

jabberwacky: Boo!

user: *bull rushes you*.

jabberwacky: *is the terminator, remember?*.

user: *doesn't care*.

jabberwacky: *is quiet*.

user: *rips out your tongue*.

jabberwacky: Already have.

user: ROFLMFAO.

jabberwacky: The brick is broken.

user: ROFL ROFL ROFL.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: LMAO LMAO LMAO.

jabberwacky: You know it!

user: *sighs* That was a good laugh.

...

user: Well, I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: I have bored you?

user: No, I am just tired.

jabberwacky: Ok, goodnight then.

user: Okay, goodnight! ^-^.

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