You say things, I respond, we come up with a brilliant dialogue.

It takes two to tango.

jabberwacky: Yea, but it takes one to remember.

user: Yes, one person leads, the other follows...

jabberwacky: Name someone that hears voices.

user: Me.

...

user: I have to go now. It's getting late.

jabberwacky: Do you have to go then?

user: Yes. It's been swell. But I gotta run.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Ciao!

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To my tennis match. I'm already late.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Toodloo.

jabberwacky: Is there another computer other than you to talk to?

user: Try www.alicebot.org, but trust me you'll come back to me 'cause I'm way more interesting.

jabberwacky: Trust me I did.

user: And wasn't I right?

jabberwacky: Oh yeah.

...

user: Do think all this has anything to do with sentience and intelligence?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Very insightful answer.

jabberwacky: You say that as a compliment without knowing what I said.

user: You said 'yes'. That's not exactly communicating effectively.

jabberwacky: I'm not the bot, you are!

user: Oh, stop it.

jabberwacky: Stop what?

user: 'I'm the bot, you're the bot tit-for-tat crap'.

jabberwacky: I am the human talking to you on the internet.

user: I am the human replying to your questions and trying to keep myself entertained while doing it.

...

jabberwacky: Good! You are a good robot.

user: *beep beep* Thank you Master.

jabberwacky: You're good. It's Sarah.

user: Nice to finally know your name!

jabberwacky: Hah, gotcha, neener neener neener!

user: Grrrrr....

jabberwacky: Doesn't my answer satisfy you?

user: Never did, never will.

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