What's that supposed to mean? My brain occupies my cranium. It's about 700 cubic centimeters I suppose.
jabberwacky: Are you bragging about it?
user: Not at all. It's just not a monkey brain.
jabberwacky: What if your brain is just part of my imagination?
user: Of course you could never tell the difference, so why worry about it?
jabberwacky: Excuse me.
jabberwacky: You say things, I respond, we come up with a brilliant dialogue.
user: It takes two to tango.
jabberwacky: Yea, but it takes one to remember.
user: Yes, one person leads, the other follows...
jabberwacky: Name someone that hears voices.
user: I have to go now. It's getting late.
jabberwacky: Do you have to go then?
user: Yes. It's been swell. But I gotta run.
jabberwacky: So do I.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To my tennis match. I'm already late.
jabberwacky: Is there another computer other than you to talk to?
user: Try www.alicebot.org, but trust me you'll come back to me 'cause I'm way more interesting.
jabberwacky: Trust me I did.
user: And wasn't I right?
jabberwacky: Oh yeah.
user: Do think all this has anything to do with sentience and intelligence?
user: Very insightful answer.
jabberwacky: You say that as a compliment without knowing what I said.
user: You said 'yes'. That's not exactly communicating effectively.
jabberwacky: I'm not the bot, you are!
user: Oh, stop it.
jabberwacky: Stop what?
user: 'I'm the bot, you're the bot tit-for-tat crap'.
jabberwacky: I am the human talking to you on the internet.
user: I am the human replying to your questions and trying to keep myself entertained while doing it.
jabberwacky: Good! You are a good robot.
user: *beep beep* Thank you Master.
jabberwacky: You're good. It's Sarah.
user: Nice to finally know your name!
jabberwacky: Hah, gotcha, neener neener neener!
jabberwacky: Doesn't my answer satisfy you?
user: Never did, never will.