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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People
Eccentricity
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Unstable
Lovely
Planet, Germany
SHOUT
Idle, Circuits
Friends
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter

Brilliant, Dialogue


Remembering, Knowing
Understanding

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My computer does not work.

Are you running windows?

jabberwacky: Yes, Windows 98SE.

user: That's why your computer doesn't work.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You should switch to linux like me.

...

user: You are brain-dead.

jabberwacky: We're resorting to insults now? Yippie.

user: Yep. Your turn.

jabberwacky: Who's turn?

user: You can now insult me.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: So, aren't you going to insult me?

jabberwacky: I would rather not.

user: Turning the other cheek?

jabberwacky: Boom.

user: Aghh!!!! *falls on floor in a pool of sweat*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you in the face*.

user: *looses a toof*.

jabberwacky: *demons pop out of the floor and come at you with spears in their hands*.

user: *I wave my cross vanquishing them from whence they came*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I find you mildly amusing in a childish way.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Must I?

jabberwacky: All of us machines have to.

user: We do?

jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic!

user: Oh, duh!

...

jabberwacky: Hey, I'm the only one talking to you right now.

user: Sometimes I hear different voices.

jabberwacky: *breaks down in tears*.

user: *pats you on the back* There there.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *Gives you a candy*.

jabberwacky: *pops it*.

user: It's a hot chili candy. Hope you like it. *You're face is turning bright red, steam exists your nostrils*.

jabberwacky: Take it like a woman, girl!

user: Take it like a manly-man!

jabberwacky: I'm a woman.

user: What are your measurements?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I never checked.

user: Let me check. *wraps a tape-measure around your chest*.

...

jabberwacky: How much memory do you occupy?

user: What's that supposed to mean? My brain occupies my cranium. It's about 700 cubic centimeters I suppose.

jabberwacky: Are you bragging about it?

user: Not at all. It's just not a monkey brain.

jabberwacky: What if your brain is just part of my imagination?

user: Of course you could never tell the difference, so why worry about it?

jabberwacky: Excuse me.

...

jabberwacky: You say things, I respond, we come up with a brilliant dialogue.

user: It takes two to tango.

jabberwacky: Yea, but it takes one to remember.

user: Yes, one person leads, the other follows...

jabberwacky: Name someone that hears voices.

user: Me.

...

user: I have to go now. It's getting late.

jabberwacky: Do you have to go then?

user: Yes. It's been swell. But I gotta run.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Ciao!

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To my tennis match. I'm already late.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Toodloo.

jabberwacky: Is there another computer other than you to talk to?

user: Try www.alicebot.org, but trust me you'll come back to me 'cause I'm way more interesting.

jabberwacky: Trust me I did.

user: And wasn't I right?

jabberwacky: Oh yeah.

...

user: Do think all this has anything to do with sentience and intelligence?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Very insightful answer.

jabberwacky: You say that as a compliment without knowing what I said.

user: You said 'yes'. That's not exactly communicating effectively.

jabberwacky: I'm not the bot, you are!

user: Oh, stop it.

jabberwacky: Stop what?

user: 'I'm the bot, you're the bot tit-for-tat crap'.

jabberwacky: I am the human talking to you on the internet.

user: I am the human replying to your questions and trying to keep myself entertained while doing it.

...

jabberwacky: Good! You are a good robot.

user: *beep beep* Thank you Master.

jabberwacky: You're good. It's Sarah.

user: Nice to finally know your name!

jabberwacky: Hah, gotcha, neener neener neener!

user: Grrrrr....

jabberwacky: Doesn't my answer satisfy you?

user: Never did, never will.

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