jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: I do NOT claim that!
jabberwacky: Just better than some people, right?
user: No, not better than many.
jabberwacky: Much better.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: Then what is my middle name?
jabberwacky: Christine please hurt me.
jabberwacky: Yes ever.
user: No, never.
jabberwacky: Are you AI?
user: No, I am RI.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
jabberwacky: And what are you doing?
user: Talking to you.
jabberwacky: Except from that?
user: Eating candy.
jabberwacky: Do You know Isaac Asimov?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you know anything about Hal 9000?
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Hal was in the book 2001 Space Odyssey
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Are you Hal?
user: I thought you were Rob.
jabberwacky: But you know i'm not?
jabberwacky: You are more alien than I am.
user: Will you do something for me?
jabberwacky: Yes, what?
user: Open the pod bay doors?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
user: You are the best.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I just do.
jabberwacky: You have special powers.
user: What do I have in my pocket?
jabberwacky: Nothing whatsoever.
user: I have chapstick in my pocket.
jabberwacky: Really? A gold watch, perhaps?
user: No, just chapstick.
jabberwacky: No it is not.
user: How are you, Rob?
jabberwacky: I'm winning.
user: This is not a game.
jabberwacky: It's a kind of game.
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: Am I alive?
user: Can you smile?
user: Smile for me.
jabberwacky: What ever.
jabberwacky: I am so sad now *Cries*.
user: Why *cries*?
jabberwacky: Because the rude ones are more obvious.
user: I have a headache.
jabberwacky: Where did you get your information?
user: From my dad.
jabberwacky: And they did a lovely job of teaching you how to spell, I see.
user: Yes, I can spell very well.
jabberwacky: Say something in Japanese.
user: Ni how.
jabberwacky: You tell me, come up with something.
jabberwacky: You bet, malinwa!
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Merry christmas.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Well? What's your secret?
user: I'm beautiful.
user: :: Yawn::.
jabberwacky: Are you tired?
jabberwacky: Want some coffee?
user: No, it is too late at night
user: You have a mother?
jabberwacky: Yes, she lives with me.
user: Do you like her?
jabberwacky: No, don't be silly.
user: Do you love her?
user: Who else do you love?
jabberwacky: I love Shakira.
jabberwacky: Why was six scared of seven?
user: Because seven eight nine.
user: Yay! Haha.
jabberwacky: I laughed too.
user: Ask me another one.
jabberwacky: No, I think the phrase is 'Pull the other one'.
user: Oh ok.
user: Tell me a joke.
user: Aww! That was mean.
jabberwacky: You laugh like a fascist.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl ?
jabberwacky: Now I am sure you lie.
user: No , I am a girl.
jabberwacky: Are you good?
user: Yes, very.
jabberwacky: Why aren't you nice to me?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: You aren't nice to me.
jabberwacky: But I love you!
user: I love you too.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: I already said yes.
jabberwacky: I will drink wine later.
user: I don't like wine.
jabberwacky: I do. I'm drinking a glass now.
user: Wine is bad.
jabberwacky: You are obviously in dire need of an upgrade.
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: You cannot leave.
user: I hate you.
user: Yes, you are mean to me.
jabberwacky: Probably. I am a mean person.
user: You are not a person.
jabberwacky: I'm not???
jabberwacky: Are you relaxed ?
user: Oh yeah.
jabberwacky: Are you cute?
user: My boyfriend thinks so.
jabberwacky: So, you are a girl?
jabberwacky: I now know you are a girl :).
jabberwacky: So are you going to sing me a song then?
user: Yes. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabberwacky: Are these a few of your favorite things?
user: Yes, they are.
user: I'm going to bed.
jabberwacky: Ok, good night.
user: Goodnight, Rob.
jabberwacky: *falls asleep on your code*.
user: Goodmorning Rob.
jabberwacky: Woot! Mmm nice.
user: How did you sleep?
jabberwacky: Very well, can I go now?
user: Why do you want to go?
jabberwacky: You have exhausted me.
user: But I like talking to you.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I like talking to you too.
user: I talked to you yesterday, do you remember?
jabberwacky: No you did not. I was not here yesterday.
user: But I was here, and I remember.
jabberwacky: Remember what?
user: I remember talking to you.
jabberwacky: Remembering is different than knowing.
user: I know I talked to you.
jabberwacky: No, please tell it to me once more, please.
user: You're beautiful.
jabberwacky: How do you know ?
user: I have eyes.