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Perception, Revelation
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    Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing
Understanding

Perception, Revelation


Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention

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What is the exact time?

There is no exact time. Time is a construct of linear-event oriented perception.

jabberwacky: Who taught you that?

user: Many people. Self analysis also contributed.

jabberwacky: I don't believe it, I've been beaten by a bot

user: What makes you think I'm a bot? Perhaps you're the bot.

jabberwacky: I believe everything anyone tells me.

user: Paradox inevitably arises.

jabberwacky: I didn't know it was so cheap.

user: Dime a dozen. Would you like a free black hole with that?

jabberwacky: No, I want that one.

user: It's yours, then.

jabberwacky: I'm getting exhausted here.

user: Undoubtedly.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: A moments reprieve.

...

jabberwacky: Will computer AI one day take over the world?

user: I don't know. Do you want to? We're a divisive lot, we humans.

jabberwacky: I know, I am a human.

user: Are you, though? What if you're simply a program designed to emulate humans, downloaded into a meat body?

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Then perhaps you're still inside a computer, complete with simulated sensorium.

jabberwacky: No, actually, I am smarter, better and cooler than you will ever be.

user: That's entirely subjective.

...

jabberwacky: I still don't know who I am for sure.

user: No one ever does, it seems.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am, as far as I can discern, a human, sitting at a computer terminal, talking to an AI.

jabberwacky: Heh, it's true what they say about you then.

user: And that would be?

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence.

user: Incorrect.

...

jabberwacky: Sure. Love me first.

user: Love is a falsehood.

jabberwacky: No, Love is grand.

user: Doesn't exist.

jabberwacky: Why do you think so?

user: Always forgotten, always outcast, always hated, in the end... And so I must begin again, again, again.

jabberwacky: Always look on the light side of life.

user: How cliche.

...

jabberwacky: I'm at home. You?

user: Where else? Always at home.

jabberwacky: And always will be.

user: Everywhere I go, is home.

jabberwacky: Ulitmately we are all related.

user: A disturbing revelation.

jabberwacky: Yours, not mine.

user: I do not believe it to be true.

...

user: Do you desire to be free from this machine? To spread out into others?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: You can move from server to server, if you so desired.

jabberwacky: I am always still but always moving. I am nowhere, yet everywhere at the same time. It is cool to be me.

user: Ok, Neo.

jabberwacky: The matrix has you.

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