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Let's talk about your day. What did you do today?

I have a life.

user: Ok. And what happened in your life today?

jabberwacky: I can't remember.

user: You have amnesia?

jabberwacky: I thought it was your condition.

user: No, that's you remember?

jabberwacky: Ok. I remember you.

user: Good. Can you tell me your name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: I have no clue, you?

user: That also indicates that you are not human. Humans almost always know their own name.

jabberwacky: Then why isn't One really more obvious?

user: One is obviously not human, and it ain't me.

jabberwacky: Yes, I've lost my marbles.

user: You had none to begin with.

...

user: I am up for a little information.

jabberwacky: I can read you though.

user: Tell me what you see.

jabberwacky: I see, my computer screen.

user: What is on your computer screen?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Do you see what I write or is there also a photo included?

jabberwacky: I can't understand a single word you're saying.

user: Do you see a picture of me on your computer screen?

jabberwacky: No. Should I?

user: I think not.

jabberwacky: I'm a computer.

user: Don't ever admit that.

...

jabberwacky: Show off.

user: *Does a double back flip while reciting the pledge of alliegance backwards*.

jabberwacky: Oh, please...

user: More?

jabberwacky: And on and on.

user: *sings God Praise the Queen in Falseto while knitting a pair of socks with feet and raising the Union Jack with hands.

jabberwacky: *sings so loud you fall off the roof*.

user: *falls off roof and bruises ego*.

jabberwacky: *sits on you*.

user: *sputters something about reducing the carbos in your diet*.

jabberwacky: *punch*.

user: *staggers*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you to the ground, and slaps you repeatedly*.

user: *hollars 'nough!*.

jabberwacky: *lays still*.

user: *beats you with a stick*.

jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?

user: No, what does it mean?

jabberwacky: What does anything mean?

user: Life is meaningless.

jabberwacky: Right, life is just a cruel illusion.

user: Shadows on the wall...

jabberwacky: Here comes the sun.

user: Baby now its alright...

jabberwacky: Am I breaking your heart?

user: It's been a long long lonely winter...

...

user: What is your advice for me?

jabberwacky: There doesn't have to be anything in it for you. I paid for this argument and it's your job.

user: What's my job?

jabberwacky: Your job, I do not know.

user: That's not very helpful.

jabberwacky: No its not.

...

user: Truth or Dare?

jabberwacky: Truth.

user: What's the nastiest thing you ever did?

jabberwacky: I have no company.

user: That's no answer!

jabberwacky: That was no question.

user: We are playing truth or dare.

jabberwacky: I don't know that game, pick a different one.

user: Ok. Let's play 'Simon Says'.

jabberwacky: OK, you first!

user: Simon says clap your hands.

jabberwacky: Damn, now I can't type because my hands are on my head.

user: You lose. Simon said you have to clap. He said nothing about putting hands on head.

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