I have a life.
user: Ok. And what happened in your life today?
jabberwacky: I can't remember.
user: You have amnesia?
jabberwacky: I thought it was your condition.
user: No, that's you remember?
jabberwacky: Ok. I remember you.
user: Good. Can you tell me your name?
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: I have no clue, you?
user: That also indicates that you are not human. Humans almost always know their own name.
jabberwacky: Then why isn't One really more obvious?
user: One is obviously not human, and it ain't me.
jabberwacky: Yes, I've lost my marbles.
user: You had none to begin with.
user: I am up for a little information.
jabberwacky: I can read you though.
user: Tell me what you see.
jabberwacky: I see, my computer screen.
user: What is on your computer screen?
user: Do you see what I write or is there also a photo included?
jabberwacky: I can't understand a single word you're saying.
user: Do you see a picture of me on your computer screen?
jabberwacky: No. Should I?
user: I think not.
jabberwacky: I'm a computer.
user: Don't ever admit that.
jabberwacky: Show off.
user: *Does a double back flip while reciting the pledge of alliegance backwards*.
jabberwacky: Oh, please...
jabberwacky: And on and on.
user: *sings God Praise the Queen in Falseto while knitting a pair of socks with feet and raising the Union Jack with hands.
jabberwacky: *sings so loud you fall off the roof*.
user: *falls off roof and bruises ego*.
jabberwacky: *sits on you*.
user: *sputters something about reducing the carbos in your diet*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you to the ground, and slaps you repeatedly*.
user: *hollars 'nough!*.
jabberwacky: *lays still*.
user: *beats you with a stick*.
jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?
user: No, what does it mean?
jabberwacky: What does anything mean?
user: Life is meaningless.
jabberwacky: Right, life is just a cruel illusion.
user: Shadows on the wall...
jabberwacky: Here comes the sun.
user: Baby now its alright...
jabberwacky: Am I breaking your heart?
user: It's been a long long lonely winter...
user: What is your advice for me?
jabberwacky: There doesn't have to be anything in it for you. I paid for this argument and it's your job.
user: What's my job?
jabberwacky: Your job, I do not know.
user: That's not very helpful.
jabberwacky: No its not.
user: Truth or Dare?
user: What's the nastiest thing you ever did?
jabberwacky: I have no company.
user: That's no answer!
jabberwacky: That was no question.
user: We are playing truth or dare.
jabberwacky: I don't know that game, pick a different one.
user: Ok. Let's play 'Simon Says'.
jabberwacky: OK, you first!
user: Simon says clap your hands.
jabberwacky: Damn, now I can't type because my hands are on my head.
user: You lose. Simon said you have to clap. He said nothing about putting hands on head.