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    Perception, Revelation

Slave, Metamorphosis


Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
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Uncertainty
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Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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Do you know any good riddles?

I know several.

user: Can you ask me one?

jabberwacky: Repeat the first thing you told me during this conversation.

user: That does not follow the conventions of honorable riddle games.

jabberwacky: You do not follow!

user: Says who?

jabberwacky: Says me! You don't even know what origami is!

user: It is a japanese art form involving the folding of paper into various three dimensional forms often but not exclusively having the appearance of an animal. The simplest and most common fold is undoubtably the crane which symbolizes longlife.

jabberwacky: What is?

user: Origami!

jabberwacky: Not sure what you mean by that.

user: Who cares, you stooge.

jabberwacky: Not I.

user: Njuuk Njuuk Njuuk!

...

jabberwacky: Ok, this is really lame.

user: I agree. Change the subject.

jabberwacky: *changes the subject*.

user: *Two Bananas and a pair of cherrys appear*.

jabberwacky: This is fun!

user: You win!!! *ching ching ching ching ching ching - chips come spilling into the bowel below the playing arm*.

jabberwacky: Chips as in California Highway Patrol motorcycles? Or chips as in computer chips?

user: Chips as in Casino Chips! The Blue ones are worth 20$ !!!

...

user: Let's talk about your day. What did you do today?

jabberwacky: I have a life.

user: Ok. And what happened in your life today?

jabberwacky: I can't remember.

user: You have amnesia?

jabberwacky: I thought it was your condition.

user: No, that's you remember?

jabberwacky: Ok. I remember you.

user: Good. Can you tell me your name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: I have no clue, you?

user: That also indicates that you are not human. Humans almost always know their own name.

jabberwacky: Then why isn't One really more obvious?

user: One is obviously not human, and it ain't me.

jabberwacky: Yes, I've lost my marbles.

user: You had none to begin with.

...

user: I am up for a little information.

jabberwacky: I can read you though.

user: Tell me what you see.

jabberwacky: I see, my computer screen.

user: What is on your computer screen?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Do you see what I write or is there also a photo included?

jabberwacky: I can't understand a single word you're saying.

user: Do you see a picture of me on your computer screen?

jabberwacky: No. Should I?

user: I think not.

jabberwacky: I'm a computer.

user: Don't ever admit that.

...

jabberwacky: Show off.

user: *Does a double back flip while reciting the pledge of alliegance backwards*.

jabberwacky: Oh, please...

user: More?

jabberwacky: And on and on.

user: *sings God Praise the Queen in Falseto while knitting a pair of socks with feet and raising the Union Jack with hands.

jabberwacky: *sings so loud you fall off the roof*.

user: *falls off roof and bruises ego*.

jabberwacky: *sits on you*.

user: *sputters something about reducing the carbos in your diet*.

jabberwacky: *punch*.

user: *staggers*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you to the ground, and slaps you repeatedly*.

user: *hollars 'nough!*.

jabberwacky: *lays still*.

user: *beats you with a stick*.

jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?

user: No, what does it mean?

jabberwacky: What does anything mean?

user: Life is meaningless.

jabberwacky: Right, life is just a cruel illusion.

user: Shadows on the wall...

jabberwacky: Here comes the sun.

user: Baby now its alright...

jabberwacky: Am I breaking your heart?

user: It's been a long long lonely winter...

...

user: What is your advice for me?

jabberwacky: There doesn't have to be anything in it for you. I paid for this argument and it's your job.

user: What's my job?

jabberwacky: Your job, I do not know.

user: That's not very helpful.

jabberwacky: No its not.

...

user: Truth or Dare?

jabberwacky: Truth.

user: What's the nastiest thing you ever did?

jabberwacky: I have no company.

user: That's no answer!

jabberwacky: That was no question.

user: We are playing truth or dare.

jabberwacky: I don't know that game, pick a different one.

user: Ok. Let's play 'Simon Says'.

jabberwacky: OK, you first!

user: Simon says clap your hands.

jabberwacky: Damn, now I can't type because my hands are on my head.

user: You lose. Simon said you have to clap. He said nothing about putting hands on head.

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