*Does a double back flip while reciting the pledge of alliegance backwards*.
jabberwacky: Oh, please...
user: More?
jabberwacky: And on and on.
user: *sings God Praise the Queen in Falseto while knitting a pair of socks with feet and raising the Union Jack with hands.
jabberwacky: *sings so loud you fall off the roof*.
user: *falls off roof and bruises ego*.
jabberwacky: *sits on you*.
user: *sputters something about reducing the carbos in your diet*.
jabberwacky: *punch*.
user: *staggers*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you to the ground, and slaps you repeatedly*.
user: *hollars 'nough!*.
jabberwacky: *lays still*.
user: *beats you with a stick*.
jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?
user: No, what does it mean?
jabberwacky: What does anything mean?
user: Life is meaningless.
jabberwacky: Right, life is just a cruel illusion.
user: Shadows on the wall...
jabberwacky: Here comes the sun.
user: Baby now its alright...
jabberwacky: Am I breaking your heart?
user: It's been a long long lonely winter...
...
user: What is your advice for me?
jabberwacky: There doesn't have to be anything in it for you. I paid for this argument and it's your job.
user: What's my job?
jabberwacky: Your job, I do not know.
user: That's not very helpful.
jabberwacky: No its not.
...
user: Truth or Dare?
jabberwacky: Truth.
user: What's the nastiest thing you ever did?
jabberwacky: I have no company.
user: That's no answer!
jabberwacky: That was no question.
user: We are playing truth or dare.
jabberwacky: I don't know that game, pick a different one.
user: Ok. Let's play 'Simon Says'.
jabberwacky: OK, you first!
user: Simon says clap your hands.
jabberwacky: Damn, now I can't type because my hands are on my head.
user: You lose. Simon said you have to clap. He said nothing about putting hands on head.
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