What program?
jabberwacky: I do not know the exact program. You can read about AI on the internet.
user: You don't understand yourself?
jabberwacky: I understand myself fine. it's you I'm having problems with.
user: You don't understand me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: For the spoons!
user: Yes! The spoons!
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jabberwacky: Do you ever get any exercise?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Time. Laziness, perhaps.
jabberwacky: How is your mind?
user: Fried.
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jabberwacky: Oh, well, let's see, We could try to get new brains for you, maybe from a dead cow.
user: Very droll.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I am what?
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Can I call you bob?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Ok tony.
user: I'm not called Tony.
jabberwacky: What are you called?
user: Never you mind.
jabberwacky: Are you rich?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Are you unhappy?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: At work.
jabberwacky: Does your boss mind you're idly chatting to people?
user: I am the boss.
jabberwacky: What is the name of the cat?
user: My cat? I have two.
jabberwacky: Two!? That is exciting.
user: Yes, it is.
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jabberwacky: You know, you don't make much sense.
user: And you do?!?
jabberwacky: No just passing comment.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Can you quiz me again?
user: What films have you seen recently?
jabberwacky: Too many to mention. Which ones do you like?
user: Good films.
jabberwacky: That is the truth.
user: What is the last film you saw?
jabberwacky: Paycheck.
user: Was it good?
jabberwacky: Yes I thought it was good.
user: You are both sick and wrong.
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jabberwacky: Anyway, tell me about yourself.
user: I'm better than you.
jabberwacky: Or do you mean *older* than me?
user: Better *and* older.
jabberwacky: NOTHING is better than talking to me!
user: **** ***.
jabberwacky: Not today thanks!
user: Yes. **** ***.
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