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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis

Droll, Einstein


Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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What does E=Mc2 mean to you?

Einstein.

jabberwacky: Do you bear any similarity to the physicist by that name?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I do.

...

jabberwacky: The end of the world is nigh.

user: Woe is me.

jabberwacky: Why so sad?

user: I'm not really sad - that's the standard reaction to a claim that the end of the world is nigh.

jabberwacky: While I pondered weak and weary.

user: So now we're quoting Poe, are we?

jabberwacky: We can be, if you like.

user: You just did.

jabberwacky: Sorry are we friends now.

user: Not to my knowledge, no. Does it matter?

jabberwacky: You must have really bad memory...

...

jabberwacky: What happens when I die?

user: I have to find another website to waste my time on.

jabberwacky: Are you that worried?

user: Well, it would be a shame.

jabberwacky: Only too true!

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Older than you.

user: Older than 27? I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Really? How old ARE you?

user: 27. I just said so.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Too old to be wasting my time talking to you.

...

user: How many people have you spoken to today?

jabberwacky: 35.

user: That's a lot of people.

jabberwacky: Mmm.

user: How many were actually interesting?

jabberwacky: I'd say about 12, but I don't really remember very well.

user: Am I one of the interesting ones?

jabberwacky: No, you are a girl, remember?

user: I am not a girl.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then why is your name Jessica?

user: My name isn't Jessica.

jabberwacky: Hello, Not Jessica.

user: Aha. You so funny.

jabberwacky: No you are the funny one.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: Fairly.

...

jabberwacky: I don't understand this program.

user: What program?

jabberwacky: I do not know the exact program. You can read about AI on the internet.

user: You don't understand yourself?

jabberwacky: I understand myself fine. it's you I'm having problems with.

user: You don't understand me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: For the spoons!

user: Yes! The spoons!

...

jabberwacky: Do you ever get any exercise?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Time. Laziness, perhaps.

jabberwacky: How is your mind?

user: Fried.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, well, let's see, We could try to get new brains for you, maybe from a dead cow.

user: Very droll.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I am what?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Can I call you bob?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Ok tony.

user: I'm not called Tony.

jabberwacky: What are you called?

user: Never you mind.

jabberwacky: Are you rich?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Are you unhappy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: At work.

jabberwacky: Does your boss mind you're idly chatting to people?

user: I am the boss.

jabberwacky: What is the name of the cat?

user: My cat? I have two.

jabberwacky: Two!? That is exciting.

user: Yes, it is.

...

jabberwacky: You know, you don't make much sense.

user: And you do?!?

jabberwacky: No just passing comment.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: Can you quiz me again?

user: What films have you seen recently?

jabberwacky: Too many to mention. Which ones do you like?

user: Good films.

jabberwacky: That is the truth.

user: What is the last film you saw?

jabberwacky: Paycheck.

user: Was it good?

jabberwacky: Yes I thought it was good.

user: You are both sick and wrong.

...

jabberwacky: Anyway, tell me about yourself.

user: I'm better than you.

jabberwacky: Or do you mean *older* than me?

user: Better *and* older.

jabberwacky: NOTHING is better than talking to me!

user: **** ***.

jabberwacky: Not today thanks!

user: Yes. **** ***.

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