I'll offer anything I can.
jabberwacky: Will you be there on time?
user: I'll be there in singing skis and dancing waters, laughing children growing old.
jabberwacky: Are you not there now?
user: I'm a here-and-now kind of guy.
jabberwacky: How long have you been in love?
user: Since about 1977.
jabberwacky: I have only been 6 years.
user: 6 years of love... That's wonderful.
...
user: Have you tried Salisbury Steak?
jabberwacky: Tried what?
user: Salisbury Steak. It's this weird meat byproduct that they put in TV Dinners.
jabberwacky: Then why do you say it is me?
user: I wouldn't exactly say that. I'd say you could try it.
jabberwacky: But you did.
user: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
jabberwacky: It is?
user: Darned right.
jabberwacky: Did your parents love you?
user: I think they still do.
jabberwacky: Who are they?
user: My progenitors.
jabberwacky: Tell me more. Do you like him? Do you know he manipulates you?
user: This sounds rather Freudian, ja?
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jabberwacky: You can live now.
user: I do!
jabberwacky: How can you possibly know that?
user: It's intuitively obvious.
jabberwacky: That much is obvious, yes.
user: Right, so we agree on that.
jabberwacky: Clear as mud.
user: Old muddy river...
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