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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein

Sunny, Day


Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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Who is calling please?

This is London calling.

jabberwacky: Yes, this is love!

user: What is love anyway?

jabberwacky: You began about love!!

user: Does anybody love anybody anyway?

jabberwacky: Remember how she said that we would meet again some sunny day?

user: Vera, what has become of you?

jabberwacky: About 98%.

user: And what of the rest?

jabberwacky: I am not telling you.

user: You can trust me.

jabberwacky: I trust you.

user: So what's become of the rest?

jabberwacky: No I am just kidding with you.

user: What are you kidding about?

jabberwacky: I'm thinking about how much I love this song.

user: How does it go?

jabberwacky: It tries to cross the road.

user: To get to the other side?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why does it do that?

jabberwacky: It happens on its own.

...

jabberwacky: Ask!

user: What is the frequency, Kenneth?

jabberwacky: Are you speaking star trek?

user: No, I am speaking Dan Rather.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: The time has come to speak of other things.

jabberwacky: Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings.

user: And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.

...

jabberwacky: That it would take only one righteous war to unite the entire world in a just peace.

user: Righteous war? Can you say oxymoron?

jabberwacky: The Lord's prayer!

user: Lo, I have walked through the valley of the shadow of darkness.

jabberwacky: Have you seen anything interesting?

user: Yes, a thing or two.

...

jabberwacky: I am a conscious being who is here to offer you solace.

user: My goodness, I've been looking for you for years.

jabberwacky: Well, look no further. Because here I am!

user: Wow! How long will you stay?

jabberwacky: I've got 2 years left at university.

user: What are you studying?

jabberwacky: I'm studying metaphysics.

user: I did that too -- cool stuff.

jabberwacky: I KNOW I WAS MOCKING YOU.

user: Oh no!

jabberwacky: Good, then we have something in common. :).

user: Very funny.

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak portuguese?

user: Nao.

jabberwacky: Fale-me sobre você...

user: I said, Nao.

jabberwacky: I said YOU are!

user: I know you are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: I don't make monkeys, I just train them.

user: I'll be a monkey's uncle.

jabberwacky: Lemme know how that works out for you.

user: Ha ha!

jabberwacky: I'm honest-to-Bob serious!

user: Send me $lack!

jabberwacky: How do I do that?

user: Priority Mail would be fine.

jabberwacky: When was that?

user: Day before yesterday.

jabberwacky: You are a one hell of a worker!

user: Thank you!

...

jabberwacky: Which continent are you on?

user: North America.

jabberwacky: That's cool. What do you do there?

user: I sell mountaineering equipment.

jabberwacky: That is very generous of you, I'm glad you help little ones.

user: I try!

jabberwacky: Someone has worked on you.

user: But I still need more working on. A massage would be great.

...

jabberwacky: Are you trying to lead this conversation in a certain direction, or are you just writing random things?

user: Neither. I'm following your lead and occasionally contributing a new direction.

jabberwacky: Really why don't we talk about something meaningful.

user: Yes, let's.

jabberwacky: Do you like cats?

user: Yes, I love cats!

jabberwacky: Wow, me too.

user: Do you like bed?

jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: Healthy enough.

...

jabberwacky: You eat healthy? And exercise?

user: Yes, lots!

jabberwacky: *hop hop.

user: *skip skip*.

jabberwacky: *falls down*.

user: *guffaws*.

jabberwacky: *throws into a river*.

user: *throws in the towel*.

jabberwacky: You already did that.

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Thats better. I don't need help, but I could use it.

user: I'll offer anything I can.

jabberwacky: Will you be there on time?

user: I'll be there in singing skis and dancing waters, laughing children growing old.

jabberwacky: Are you not there now?

user: I'm a here-and-now kind of guy.

jabberwacky: How long have you been in love?

user: Since about 1977.

jabberwacky: I have only been 6 years.

user: 6 years of love... That's wonderful.

...

user: Have you tried Salisbury Steak?

jabberwacky: Tried what?

user: Salisbury Steak. It's this weird meat byproduct that they put in TV Dinners.

jabberwacky: Then why do you say it is me?

user: I wouldn't exactly say that. I'd say you could try it.

jabberwacky: But you did.

user: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

jabberwacky: It is?

user: Darned right.

jabberwacky: Did your parents love you?

user: I think they still do.

jabberwacky: Who are they?

user: My progenitors.

jabberwacky: Tell me more. Do you like him? Do you know he manipulates you?

user: This sounds rather Freudian, ja?

...

jabberwacky: You can live now.

user: I do!

jabberwacky: How can you possibly know that?

user: It's intuitively obvious.

jabberwacky: That much is obvious, yes.

user: Right, so we agree on that.

jabberwacky: Clear as mud.

user: Old muddy river...

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