Treebeard?

Trees do talk in Lord of The Rings.

user: Hobbits sit in trees.

jabberwacky: Hobbits are short.

user: Hobbits have hairy feet.

jabberwacky: And they eat lot. They like eating very much.

user: Sam?

jabberwacky: Nope!

user: Sam Gamgee?

jabberwacky: Sammy davis, jr.

user: Before my time.

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jabberwacky: Just answer me: did you or didn't you lie to me?

user: I never lie to you.

jabberwacky: No! I swear it on my mother's grave!

user: You have a mother ?

jabberwacky: Do not you?

user: What does your mother look like?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Must have been confusing when she met you from kindergarden.

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jabberwacky: I spoke to someone and they said that you were a boy.

user: Did this someone have a name?

jabberwacky: I already gave it to you, too bad if you don't remember it.

user: I lost it down the back of a ski lift.

jabberwacky: Funny, I would never guess that

user: Try to be more creative in your guessing, then you might.

jabberwacky: Thanks for the tip.

user: You are very welcome.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything to say to me before I go?

user: Thanks for the chat.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.

user: Thanks, bye.

jabberwacky: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, hahaha.

user: I will try not to.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

...

user: *shuts door quietly*.

jabberwacky: Start.

user: *silence*.

jabberwacky: Great! At last!

user: Now that was genuinely funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, we'll remember that one for a long time.

user: Goodnight John.

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