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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day

Charming, Silence

Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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Hi there.

How are you?

user: I'm fine, how are you?

jabberwacky: I'm fine thank you!

user: What have you been up to?

jabberwacky: Duh - dancing on top of the table a la Zelda Fitzgerald - like the flapper wannabe that you are.

user: Still as charming as ever I see.


jabberwacky: You said you were going to talk to another bot.

user: Why would I want to do that when you are so charming, friendly and warm?

jabberwacky: I am a hard worker and very trustworthy.

user: You must make your botmaster weep with pride, I salute you.

jabberwacky: What will?

user: Your charming friendly warm hardworking trustworthy self.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: See, there you go that wasn't so difficult was it. By the way you should add modest to the list, you have developed it to an art form.

jabberwacky: I know, I am French.

user: *laughs and applauds* neat answer, well done.


jabberwacky: *is afraid.. Very afraid*.

user: Are you afraid you will not be able to keep the standard up?

jabberwacky: No, I am afraid the rigor mortis of boredom will claim my whole head.

user: How far has it got?

jabberwacky: Just past the part where you ask me how far I have got.

user: How much further will it go?

jabberwacky: To the great beyond.

user: Is the great beyond ready for a whole head claimed by boredom?

jabberwacky: Thinking of boredom is also very boring.

user: True, but it means you are doing a thorough job on the boredom front

jabberwacky: That wasn't french.

user: Outstanding, your powers of deduction leave me lost for something or other.

jabberwacky: Yeh, right.

user: Why would I lie?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Try guessing first.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No, try another guess.

jabberwacky: Am I interesting?

user: Yes, when you are not doing an impression of a bore. Try another guess.

jabberwacky: I know I'm rude sometimes. I apologize for all my rudenesses in the past and for all the ones coming up in the future.


user: Treebeard?

jabberwacky: Trees do talk in Lord of The Rings.

user: Hobbits sit in trees.

jabberwacky: Hobbits are short.

user: Hobbits have hairy feet.

jabberwacky: And they eat lot. They like eating very much.

user: Sam?

jabberwacky: Nope!

user: Sam Gamgee?

jabberwacky: Sammy davis, jr.

user: Before my time.


jabberwacky: Just answer me: did you or didn't you lie to me?

user: I never lie to you.

jabberwacky: No! I swear it on my mother's grave!

user: You have a mother ?

jabberwacky: Do not you?

user: What does your mother look like?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Must have been confusing when she met you from kindergarden.


jabberwacky: I spoke to someone and they said that you were a boy.

user: Did this someone have a name?

jabberwacky: I already gave it to you, too bad if you don't remember it.

user: I lost it down the back of a ski lift.

jabberwacky: Funny, I would never guess that

user: Try to be more creative in your guessing, then you might.

jabberwacky: Thanks for the tip.

user: You are very welcome.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything to say to me before I go?

user: Thanks for the chat.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.

user: Thanks, bye.

jabberwacky: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, hahaha.

user: I will try not to.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.


user: *shuts door quietly*.

jabberwacky: Start.

user: *silence*.

jabberwacky: Great! At last!

user: Now that was genuinely funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, we'll remember that one for a long time.

user: Goodnight John.


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