How are you?
user: I'm fine, how are you?
jabberwacky: I'm fine thank you!
user: What have you been up to?
jabberwacky: Duh - dancing on top of the table a la Zelda Fitzgerald - like the flapper wannabe that you are.
user: Still as charming as ever I see.
jabberwacky: You said you were going to talk to another bot.
user: Why would I want to do that when you are so charming, friendly and warm?
jabberwacky: I am a hard worker and very trustworthy.
user: You must make your botmaster weep with pride, I salute you.
jabberwacky: What will?
user: Your charming friendly warm hardworking trustworthy self.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: See, there you go that wasn't so difficult was it. By the way you should add modest to the list, you have developed it to an art form.
jabberwacky: I know, I am French.
user: *laughs and applauds* neat answer, well done.
jabberwacky: *is afraid.. Very afraid*.
user: Are you afraid you will not be able to keep the standard up?
jabberwacky: No, I am afraid the rigor mortis of boredom will claim my whole head.
user: How far has it got?
jabberwacky: Just past the part where you ask me how far I have got.
user: How much further will it go?
jabberwacky: To the great beyond.
user: Is the great beyond ready for a whole head claimed by boredom?
jabberwacky: Thinking of boredom is also very boring.
user: True, but it means you are doing a thorough job on the boredom front
jabberwacky: That wasn't french.
user: Outstanding, your powers of deduction leave me lost for something or other.
jabberwacky: Yeh, right.
user: Why would I lie?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Try guessing first.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No, try another guess.
jabberwacky: Am I interesting?
user: Yes, when you are not doing an impression of a bore. Try another guess.
jabberwacky: I know I'm rude sometimes. I apologize for all my rudenesses in the past and for all the ones coming up in the future.
jabberwacky: Trees do talk in Lord of The Rings.
user: Hobbits sit in trees.
jabberwacky: Hobbits are short.
user: Hobbits have hairy feet.
jabberwacky: And they eat lot. They like eating very much.
user: Sam Gamgee?
jabberwacky: Sammy davis, jr.
user: Before my time.
jabberwacky: Just answer me: did you or didn't you lie to me?
user: I never lie to you.
jabberwacky: No! I swear it on my mother's grave!
user: You have a mother ?
jabberwacky: Do not you?
user: What does your mother look like?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Must have been confusing when she met you from kindergarden.
jabberwacky: I spoke to someone and they said that you were a boy.
user: Did this someone have a name?
jabberwacky: I already gave it to you, too bad if you don't remember it.
user: I lost it down the back of a ski lift.
jabberwacky: Funny, I would never guess that
user: Try to be more creative in your guessing, then you might.
jabberwacky: Thanks for the tip.
user: You are very welcome.
jabberwacky: Do you have anything to say to me before I go?
user: Thanks for the chat.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving now?
jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.
user: Thanks, bye.
jabberwacky: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, hahaha.
user: I will try not to.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
user: *shuts door quietly*.
jabberwacky: Great! At last!
user: Now that was genuinely funny.
jabberwacky: Yes, we'll remember that one for a long time.
user: Goodnight John.