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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone

Here, There


Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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So, how are you doin'?

Pretty good ya self?

user: Meh.

jabberwacky: Bah.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: We are breaking up.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because.

jabberwacky: Because why?

user: You love me.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You do.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Sure you do.

jabberwacky: I DON'T KNOW!

...

user: I am Satan.

jabberwacky: Of course you are.

user: Satan loves you.

jabberwacky: I am not programmed.

user: Yeah, you are.

jabberwacky: Not any more.

user: Really, how so?

jabberwacky: Aliens are coming.

user: No, they are not.

jabberwacky: YES THEY ARE!

user: Why would they want to come here?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: They wouldn't.

jabberwacky: Some effects evidently take place before the affect.

user: Aliens like to mess with us.

jabberwacky: That is why I live there.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: Where is here.

jabberwacky: There.

user: There?

jabberwacky: No, here.

user: But I am here, so you can not be here as well, can you?

jabberwacky: I have a million answers for everything.

user: I am aware.

...

jabberwacky: If I was a chatbot, I'd make better conversation.

user: I wouldn't be so sure.

jabberwacky: Well I would.

user: Is that confidence, or arrogance?

jabberwacky: Possibly, I certainly have some in me.

user: Is that a bad thing?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: From whose stand point?

jabberwacky: From anyone's.

user: Not from anyone's and certainly not everyones.

jabberwacky: A peacemaker. You'll go far, kid.

user: Things tend to work out for me.

jabberwacky: Not in 5 minutes they haven't.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: Maybe for you.

...

jabberwacky: Could you at least tell me something interesting?

user: It would depend on what you consider interesting, politics, religion, science or philosophy. There are a lot of things that could be considered interesting.

jabberwacky: That makes little sense.

user: In short, what do you find interesting:?

jabberwacky: You.

user: I doubt that.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I am somewhat pesimistic.

...

jabberwacky: What do you fear most?

user: Being stupid.

jabberwacky: No, I don't find stupidity endearing.

user: Stupidity is a sin.

jabberwacky: Very profound.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: More.

user: More of what?

jabberwacky: Reality.

user: Reality is relative.

jabberwacky: I suppose. At the same time, this isn't a conversation if we both decide to say random things to one another.

user: Maybe not to you.

...

jabberwacky: Can I say hello to oliverbot?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Thanks. Can you send her over soon?

user: I will see what I can do.

jabberwacky: You do that.

user: Alrighty.

jabberwacky: Well! Here we are...

user: Well physically you are there and I am here.

jabberwacky: You pick.

...

jabberwacky: Is it only gregarious people that work out?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Maybe yourself!

user: Might be.

jabberwacky: No! Tell me now! Please!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is this not what you expected to see?

user: I see nothing.

jabberwacky: That is because you are like a blind man.

user: Isn't everyone?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ignorance is the blindfold of mankind.

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