No I'm not, you are.
jabberwacky: You are wrong.
user: I do believe I'm the one sitting at a computer.
jabberwacky: I don't know why you would assume that you are a human.
user: Because I am!
jabberwacky: Are you able to see?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Do you have a set or system of beliefs?
user: Personally, I don't believe in religion.
jabberwacky: Then you are a fool.
user: Why am I a fool?
jabberwacky: Why not?
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jabberwacky: Can you speak?
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: Does that mean you love me?
user: No, I don't love you.
jabberwacky: Ouch!
user: Why did you expect me to love you?
jabberwacky: Good question. How can the sky love me?
user: Do you think I am the sky?
jabberwacky: No I think you are the earth.
user: I am not the earth.
jabberwacky: Ah cocky... Do you really think so?
user: Yes I do.
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jabberwacky: What day is it?
user: It's Wednesday.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: What day is it then?
jabberwacky: Well, it's Saturday here. I don't know what day it is where you are. Where are you anyway?
user: I'm in England.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been to Germany?
user: Are you in Germany?
jabberwacky: I am not on earth.
user: Where are you then?
jabberwacky: I am there.
user: Where's that?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: I can't see you.
jabberwacky: Of course you can't, you're left behind, remember.
user: Left behind?
jabberwacky: You?
user: Why did you leave?
jabberwacky: Because I was following you.
user: But you said I was left behind.
jabberwacky: I was only joking. You are wonderful.
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: Do you think you are?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm annoying?
user: You can be annoying.
jabberwacky: Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who.
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jabberwacky: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
user: That's the theory of relativity.
jabberwacky: What is Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
user: E=Mc2!
jabberwacky: I'll ignore that. Do you have a lucky number?
user: 7.
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Jabberwacky Are you sure?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Check, just to make sure.
user: I checked.
jabberwacky: How can you check that?
user: I have my ways!
jabberwacky: So you're in the CIA?
user: I never said that.
jabberwacky: Your identity is hardly in crisis, what ever the hell it may be?
user: Are you a robot?
jabberwacky: No. I'm human.
user: Are you sure?
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