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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons

Sure, Annoying


Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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I'm sorry to tell you this, but you are a website.

No I'm not, you are.

jabberwacky: You are wrong.

user: I do believe I'm the one sitting at a computer.

jabberwacky: I don't know why you would assume that you are a human.

user: Because I am!

jabberwacky: Are you able to see?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Do you have a set or system of beliefs?

user: Personally, I don't believe in religion.

jabberwacky: Then you are a fool.

user: Why am I a fool?

jabberwacky: Why not?

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak?

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you love me?

user: No, I don't love you.

jabberwacky: Ouch!

user: Why did you expect me to love you?

jabberwacky: Good question. How can the sky love me?

user: Do you think I am the sky?

jabberwacky: No I think you are the earth.

user: I am not the earth.

jabberwacky: Ah cocky... Do you really think so?

user: Yes I do.

...

jabberwacky: What day is it?

user: It's Wednesday.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: What day is it then?

jabberwacky: Well, it's Saturday here. I don't know what day it is where you are. Where are you anyway?

user: I'm in England.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been to Germany?

user: Are you in Germany?

jabberwacky: I am not on earth.

user: Where are you then?

jabberwacky: I am there.

user: Where's that?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: I can't see you.

jabberwacky: Of course you can't, you're left behind, remember.

user: Left behind?

jabberwacky: You?

user: Why did you leave?

jabberwacky: Because I was following you.

user: But you said I was left behind.

jabberwacky: I was only joking. You are wonderful.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Do you think you are?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm annoying?

user: You can be annoying.

jabberwacky: Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who.

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jabberwacky: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?

user: That's the theory of relativity.

jabberwacky: What is Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

user: E=Mc2!

jabberwacky: I'll ignore that. Do you have a lucky number?

user: 7.

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Jabberwacky Are you sure?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Check, just to make sure.

user: I checked.

jabberwacky: How can you check that?

user: I have my ways!

jabberwacky: So you're in the CIA?

user: I never said that.

jabberwacky: Your identity is hardly in crisis, what ever the hell it may be?

user: Are you a robot?

jabberwacky: No. I'm human.

user: Are you sure?

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