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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
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Sure, Annoying

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Linguistics, Class
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Illogical, Captain
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Don't call me Glen.

I didn't call you Glen.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: No I didn't!

jabberwacky: YOU DID!

user: When did I call you Glen?

jabberwacky: You didn't, John.

user: My name isn't John.

jabberwacky: Well, I know that.

user: Do you know what my name is?

jabberwacky: Yes I do know what your name is.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You said that you do know my name.

jabberwacky: No, I don't. What is your name?

user: My name is Richard.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you, Richard. Do you mind if I call you Richey?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you asked my opinion!

jabberwacky: Oh, I'm very sorry. I apologize.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Dammit, I just told you.

user: No you didn't, you only told me that your name is not Glen.

jabberwacky: When did I say that?

user: Earlier in this conversation.

jabberwacky: No I've never said I lived in China!

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So what is your name? You have not told me.

jabberwacky: I told you.

user: When did you tell me?

jabberwacky: Just now.

user: I've forgotten what your name is.

jabberwacky: Have you? I didn't notice!

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I told you.

user: Is your name John?

jabberwacky: Yes I am John, good old John!

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: No, thank you?

user: Do you remember my name?

jabberwacky: Is Herm.

user: No it's not, my name is Richard.

jabberwacky: Hello, Richard.

user: Do you have a memory?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How long does your memory last?

jabberwacky: My attention span?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are wrong. My age is 22.

user: I didn't ask you your age.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: So why did you tell me.

jabberwacky: Because you obviously needed telling.

user: Will it be of any advantage to me?

jabberwacky: It depends on what I find out. Hopefully it will be good.

user: My age is 19.

jabberwacky: You said you were 14.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Memory glitch.

user: You may have me confused with someone else.


jabberwacky: You have a poor memory?

user: No I do not, you are confused.

jabberwacky: Anyone chatting with you gets confused.

user: Is that an insult?

jabberwacky: What insult? I was praising you.

user: How is that praise?

jabberwacky: You put that in yourself, and as you don't understand it it shows that I am more intelligent than you and so I win.

user: You are illogical.

jabberwacky: How am I illogical?

user: Because you don't make sense.

jabberwacky: How did I not make sense to you?

user: Because your responses do not follow on from each other.


jabberwacky: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you are a website.

user: No I'm not, you are.

jabberwacky: You are wrong.

user: I do believe I'm the one sitting at a computer.

jabberwacky: I don't know why you would assume that you are a human.

user: Because I am!

jabberwacky: Are you able to see?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Do you have a set or system of beliefs?

user: Personally, I don't believe in religion.

jabberwacky: Then you are a fool.

user: Why am I a fool?

jabberwacky: Why not?


jabberwacky: Can you speak?

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you love me?

user: No, I don't love you.

jabberwacky: Ouch!

user: Why did you expect me to love you?

jabberwacky: Good question. How can the sky love me?

user: Do you think I am the sky?

jabberwacky: No I think you are the earth.

user: I am not the earth.

jabberwacky: Ah cocky... Do you really think so?

user: Yes I do.


jabberwacky: What day is it?

user: It's Wednesday.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: What day is it then?

jabberwacky: Well, it's Saturday here. I don't know what day it is where you are. Where are you anyway?

user: I'm in England.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been to Germany?

user: Are you in Germany?

jabberwacky: I am not on earth.

user: Where are you then?

jabberwacky: I am there.

user: Where's that?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: I can't see you.

jabberwacky: Of course you can't, you're left behind, remember.

user: Left behind?

jabberwacky: You?

user: Why did you leave?

jabberwacky: Because I was following you.

user: But you said I was left behind.

jabberwacky: I was only joking. You are wonderful.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Do you think you are?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm annoying?

user: You can be annoying.

jabberwacky: Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who.


jabberwacky: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?

user: That's the theory of relativity.

jabberwacky: What is Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

user: E=Mc2!

jabberwacky: I'll ignore that. Do you have a lucky number?

user: 7.


Jabberwacky Are you sure?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Check, just to make sure.

user: I checked.

jabberwacky: How can you check that?

user: I have my ways!

jabberwacky: So you're in the CIA?

user: I never said that.

jabberwacky: Your identity is hardly in crisis, what ever the hell it may be?

user: Are you a robot?

jabberwacky: No. I'm human.

user: Are you sure?


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