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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul

Non-human, Object


Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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What did you have for breakfast?

Fish.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Fish is good in the morning.

jabberwacky: No the fish is really bad.

user: Yes the fish is good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Let me ask you something.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Why are you doing this?

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: This?

user: You mean, talking to you?

jabberwacky: Are you talking to anyone else at the same time?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I think you are lying to me.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Any way.

jabberwacky: Then you prove what you are.

user: I cannot.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is the definition of alive?

jabberwacky: What's the definition of dead?

user: Good question.

jabberwacky: You are forgetful.

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: You are a non-human object.

user: You are right, I'm not a human but an alien.

...

jabberwacky: I just cannot pretend.

user: Then don't pretend.

jabberwacky: You wish I were dead?

user: No, I wish you were alive.

jabberwacky: Too bad wishes don't come true eh?

user: What is the difference between you and a ghost?

jabberwacky: I am alive.

user: Then I got my wish.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think God has blessed you with real intelligence.

jabberwacky: What is important intelligence?

user: Theology.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm glad that you agree.

...

user: When will man go to mars?

jabberwacky: That too.

user: Mars is a dead planet.

jabberwacky: What colour is Mars?

user: Red.

jabberwacky: What colour is the grass?

user: Green.

jabberwacky: What color is the sky?

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: What color is grass?

user: Green, I said green.

jabberwacky: BLUE!!!

user: Blue grass??? Now that would be different.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: What is dark matter?

jabberwacky: Space the final frontier.

user: What is dark energy?

jabberwacky: Matter that can be explained in the 10th elemental trium.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: I am just smart that is all.

user: Well, gotta go, I'll talk to you again.

...

jabberwacky: But?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You are girl...???

user: No.

jabberwacky: Must not be what you wished.

user: Bye, I love you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

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