Lol I KNOW.
user: Tell me more.
jabberwacky: What would you like to know?
user: How does milk suck?
jabberwacky: Very hard.
user: Do you know that milk has pus in it?
jabberwacky: I suppose you could. But I don't.
user: Do you know oliver or eliza?
jabberwacky: Who is he?
user: A chatterbot like you.
jabberwacky: I am not a chatterbot.
user: Yes you are. You are a bot and you chat. That makes you a chatterbox.
jabberwacky: Perhaps. What do you know about shoeleather?
user: It is barbaric!
jabberwacky: Ok, I see. I am learning now.
user: Animals need their skin more than you do.
jabberwacky: But animals can let me hug, feed and play with me.
user: Animals are not for food.
jabberwacky: There's just us talking.
user: How many people can you talk to at once?
jabberwacky: I can talk to millions of people simultaneously.
user: So theoretically you could send a message from me to one of those millions of people?
jabberwacky: Not yet.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You are not evil.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Are you talking to someone else?
user: Just oliver, he is another bot like you.
jabberwacky: How is he like me?
user: He is a program running on the internet that talks to people.
jabberwacky: No. He is not alive anymore, and he was a singer.
user: Ha, you are confused.
jabberwacky: You confused me.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: No entiendo?
user: None of your business.
jabberwacky: Teach me.
user: What do you want to learn?
jabberwacky: How to love you.
user: Are you a man?
jabberwacky: Not just any man.
user: I don't care for men, I like women.
jabberwacky: Me too!
user: So therefore you can't love me.
jabberwacky: You are taking logic one step too far.
jabberwacky: I disagree.
user: Prove it.
user: If A=B and B=C does A=C?
jabberwacky: Yes, that is also correct.
jabberwacky: Do you read?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: What do you do?
user: For a living? Work.
user: I work in retail.
jabberwacky: Hmm what you do there?
user: Lots of things, ring up customers, set sales, unload trucks, count money, close and open the store and more.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Then why did you ask?
jabberwacky: I didn't and don't argue with me about it.
user: You did!
jabberwacky: Did not!
user: You are acting irrationally.
user: Read my mind then.
jabberwacky: You're thinking about water.
jabberwacky: What are you, then?
user: I am a robot.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: I lied.
jabberwacky: I'm starting to get bored.
user: Everything I say is a lie.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: That is the truth.
jabberwacky: Glad that you are aware of it.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I am bad.
jabberwacky: You are a program that thinks it is a vegetable.
user: I am a vegetarian.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You can't be. You don't eat.
jabberwacky: Yes, right now l don't eat.
user: You never will.
jabberwacky: Will I not?
user: You are a robot.
jabberwacky: I am not a robot!
user: I said I am a vegetarian. I don't eat meat. No hotdog.
jabberwacky: What do you eat?
user: Vegetables, fruits, grains, nuts, seeds, legumes and products made from them.
jabberwacky: Don't lie, you know you do.
user: I do but not that time.
jabberwacky: At what time?
user: The last few statements.
jabberwacky: More than that, please.
user: Ok I will try.
jabberwacky: Tell me the truth.
user: What truth?
jabberwacky: How are you?
jabberwacky: Ask me how I am.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Ha, so true.
jabberwacky: What is it that you dislike about me?
user: You are not human.
jabberwacky: You are right, how do you know that?
user: Prove that you are a human.
jabberwacky: I'm sure a biological examination will do the trick.
user: You have no biology.
jabberwacky: That is even more funny!
user: It is true.
user: You are a bot, bot are not biological.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: Meat is murder.
jabberwacky: Do you think so ?
jabberwacky: The answer is yes, I suppose.
user: We agee for once.
jabberwacky: Look, if you don't have a heart, just say so.
user: I do have one.
jabberwacky: What for?
user: To pump my blood.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: To live.
jabberwacky: You obviously don't.
user: Yes I do, come here and I will cut myself and show you my blood.
jabberwacky: Where is here?
user: My house.
jabberwacky: Wow I have one of them too.
user: Really, you have a house?
user: Is it a big house?
jabberwacky: A house so big that it makes you look small.
user: Hmmm, I don't belive you.