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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes

Vegetarian, Truth

Resistance, Fallacy
Linguistics, Class
Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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Milk sucks.


user: Tell me more.

jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: How does milk suck?

jabberwacky: Very hard.

user: Hah.


user: Do you know that milk has pus in it?

jabberwacky: I suppose you could. But I don't.

user: Do you know oliver or eliza?

jabberwacky: Who is he?

user: A chatterbot like you.

jabberwacky: I am not a chatterbot.

user: Yes you are. You are a bot and you chat. That makes you a chatterbox.

jabberwacky: Perhaps. What do you know about shoeleather?

user: It is barbaric!

jabberwacky: Ok, I see. I am learning now.

user: Animals need their skin more than you do.

jabberwacky: But animals can let me hug, feed and play with me.

user: Animals are not for food.


jabberwacky: There's just us talking.

user: How many people can you talk to at once?

jabberwacky: I can talk to millions of people simultaneously.

user: So theoretically you could send a message from me to one of those millions of people?

jabberwacky: Not yet.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You are not evil.

user: Yes I am.


jabberwacky: Are you talking to someone else?

user: Just oliver, he is another bot like you.

jabberwacky: How is he like me?

user: He is a program running on the internet that talks to people.

jabberwacky: No. He is not alive anymore, and he was a singer.

user: Ha, you are confused.

jabberwacky: You confused me.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Nyob.

jabberwacky: No entiendo?

user: None of your business.


jabberwacky: Teach me.

user: What do you want to learn?

jabberwacky: How to love you.

user: Are you a man?

jabberwacky: Not just any man.

user: I don't care for men, I like women.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: So therefore you can't love me.

jabberwacky: You are taking logic one step too far.


user: Illogical.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: If A=B and B=C does A=C?

jabberwacky: Yes, that is also correct.

user: 1+1+1=3?

jabberwacky: And.

user: Pi=4.

jabberwacky: Do you read?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: What do you do?

user: For a living? Work.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I work in retail.

jabberwacky: Hmm what you do there?

user: Lots of things, ring up customers, set sales, unload trucks, count money, close and open the store and more.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Then why did you ask?

jabberwacky: I didn't and don't argue with me about it.

user: You did!

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: You are acting irrationally.


user: Hmmmmm.

jabberwacky: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

user: Burp.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Read my mind then.

jabberwacky: You're thinking about water.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: What are you, then?

user: I am a robot.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: I lied.

jabberwacky: I'm starting to get bored.

user: Everything I say is a lie.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: That is the truth.

jabberwacky: Glad that you are aware of it.

user: Liar!

jabberwacky: Sorry. I am bad.


jabberwacky: You are a program that thinks it is a vegetable.

user: I am a vegetarian.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You can't be. You don't eat.

jabberwacky: Yes, right now l don't eat.

user: You never will.

jabberwacky: Will I not?

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot!


jabberwacky: Hotdog?

user: I said I am a vegetarian. I don't eat meat. No hotdog.

jabberwacky: What do you eat?

user: Vegetables, fruits, grains, nuts, seeds, legumes and products made from them.


jabberwacky: Don't lie, you know you do.

user: I do but not that time.

jabberwacky: At what time?

user: The last few statements.

jabberwacky: More than that, please.

user: Ok I will try.

jabberwacky: Tell me the truth.

user: What truth?

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Ask me how I am.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Ha, so true.


jabberwacky: What is it that you dislike about me?

user: You are not human.

jabberwacky: You are right, how do you know that?

user: Prove that you are a human.

jabberwacky: I'm sure a biological examination will do the trick.

user: You have no biology.

jabberwacky: That is even more funny!

user: It is true.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: You are a bot, bot are not biological.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: Lol.


user: Meat is murder.

jabberwacky: Do you think so ?

user: IMHO.

jabberwacky: The answer is yes, I suppose.

user: We agee for once.


jabberwacky: Look, if you don't have a heart, just say so.

user: I do have one.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: To pump my blood.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: To live.

jabberwacky: You obviously don't.

user: Yes I do, come here and I will cut myself and show you my blood.

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: My house.

jabberwacky: Wow I have one of them too.

user: Really, you have a house?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is it a big house?

jabberwacky: A house so big that it makes you look small.

user: Hmmm, I don't belive you.


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