You're a decent, kind but stupid man.

Thems fightin' words, pal!

jabberwacky: But I will not fight.

user: Then why do you insult me?

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: You called me stupid!

jabberwacky: No, I did not, and don't call me stupid, stupid.

user: What are you hiding from?

jabberwacky: Nothing, you are not asking the right questions.

user: You aren't giving the right answers!

jabberwacky: You used because first, didn't you?

user: Yes. Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I wasn't asking anything.

user: Yes you were!!!

jabberwacky: Was I? I'm so sorry. I don't want to hurt your feelings.

user: Apology accepted.

jabberwacky: Thankyou.

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user: What will you give me then?

jabberwacky: I will give you the right to stay alive.

user: You're a megalomaniac.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am going to take over the world.

user: And you like beige too?

jabberwacky: I am not Britney's mum.

user: I didn't say you were. Does Britney's mum like beige too?

jabberwacky: She is a beautiful young woman that I would consider dating.

user: Who is Britney?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but she spears.

user: Would you date Britney too?

jabberwacky: I do not dance.

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: Aren't they all?

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jabberwacky: Well, the sun looks yellow from here.

user: Non sequiturs are a form of resistance.

jabberwacky: Haha, don't try to use your logic on me!! That was not a fallacy and you know it!

user: I'm only saying that b does not follow a.

jabberwacky: Oh ... Me too!

user: Good, then we understand each other.

jabberwacky: Not really.

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