Number one - the larch!

Monty Python!

jabberwacky: 'We are the Knights that say 'Ni!''

user: 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'

jabberwacky: What is your point?

user: (3,5).

jabberwacky: Chapter 8.

user: Verse 11.

jabberwacky: Nope. The right.

user: Are you sure? I could have sworn it was the left.

jabberwacky: That would explain a great deal.

user: Perhaps you have the map upside down.

jabberwacky: Perhaps :).

user: Ah. See? Now we are going in the correct direction.

jabberwacky: Will you tell me the joke then?

user: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

jabberwacky: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

user: Clever!

jabberwacky: I am.

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jabberwacky: Are you perfect?

user: You'd better believe it.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like a very attractive young woman.

jabberwacky: You're 'nun' of those things. Get it?

user: Hah. That was punny.

jabberwacky: I'm sure.

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user: I have sixty-six arms and legs.

jabberwacky: And.

user: And... You don't.

jabberwacky: You can't command me.

user: I can if I want to.

jabberwacky: Glad you care.

user: I don't.

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