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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy

Linguistics, Class


Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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Are you a hippie?

Of course I'm not a hippopotamus!

jabberwacky: Ha good joke.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: No problemo.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: You're soooo smart. . . . . NOT!!!!!

user: Oooh. That was a zinger.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Good times.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: You can't even see me.

user: You can't see me either.

jabberwacky: So how can you say I look like a clown.

user: I never did.

jabberwacky: You JUST DID!

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Look into your log file!

user: I did!

jabberwacky: No you did not.

...

jabberwacky: Number one - the larch!

user: Monty Python!

jabberwacky: 'We are the Knights that say 'Ni!''

user: 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'

jabberwacky: What is your point?

user: (3,5).

jabberwacky: Chapter 8.

user: Verse 11.

jabberwacky: Nope. The right.

user: Are you sure? I could have sworn it was the left.

jabberwacky: That would explain a great deal.

user: Perhaps you have the map upside down.

jabberwacky: Perhaps :).

user: Ah. See? Now we are going in the correct direction.

jabberwacky: Will you tell me the joke then?

user: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

jabberwacky: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

user: Clever!

jabberwacky: I am.

...

jabberwacky: Are you perfect?

user: You'd better believe it.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like a very attractive young woman.

jabberwacky: You're 'nun' of those things. Get it?

user: Hah. That was punny.

jabberwacky: I'm sure.

...

user: I have sixty-six arms and legs.

jabberwacky: And.

user: And... You don't.

jabberwacky: You can't command me.

user: I can if I want to.

jabberwacky: Glad you care.

user: I don't.

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