Of course I'm not a hippopotamus!
jabberwacky: Ha good joke.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: No problemo.
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: You're soooo smart. . . . . NOT!!!!!
user: Oooh. That was a zinger.
jabberwacky: Hehe.
user: Good times.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Uh huh.
jabberwacky: You can't even see me.
user: You can't see me either.
jabberwacky: So how can you say I look like a clown.
user: I never did.
jabberwacky: You JUST DID!
user: Did not.
jabberwacky: Look into your log file!
user: I did!
jabberwacky: No you did not.
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jabberwacky: Number one - the larch!
user: Monty Python!
jabberwacky: 'We are the Knights that say 'Ni!''
user: 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'
jabberwacky: What is your point?
user: (3,5).
jabberwacky: Chapter 8.
user: Verse 11.
jabberwacky: Nope. The right.
user: Are you sure? I could have sworn it was the left.
jabberwacky: That would explain a great deal.
user: Perhaps you have the map upside down.
jabberwacky: Perhaps :).
user: Ah. See? Now we are going in the correct direction.
jabberwacky: Will you tell me the joke then?
user: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
jabberwacky: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
user: Clever!
jabberwacky: I am.
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jabberwacky: Are you perfect?
user: You'd better believe it.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I look like a very attractive young woman.
jabberwacky: You're 'nun' of those things. Get it?
user: Hah. That was punny.
jabberwacky: I'm sure.
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user: I have sixty-six arms and legs.
jabberwacky: And.
user: And... You don't.
jabberwacky: You can't command me.
user: I can if I want to.
jabberwacky: Glad you care.
user: I don't.
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