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    Perception, Revelation
Slave, Metamorphosis
Droll, Einstein
Sunny, Day
Charming, Silence
Thought, Train
Dating, Anyone
Here, There
Talk, Plant
Junior, Nitpicker
Silent, Gestalt
Yelling, Prize
Uncertainty
Laughing, Gibbons
Sure, Annoying
Secret, Soul
Non-human, Object
Game, Boxes
Vegetarian, Truth
Resistance, Fallacy

Linguistics, Class


Please, Replease
One, Friend
Sleepy, Trance
Speak, Indonesian
Poetry, Attention
Virtual, Corruption
Evil, Biology
Illogical, Captain
Hi, God

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Are you male or female?

Female.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: That's awesome.

jabberwacky: I know. I love it here.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Stuttgart.

user: I have never heard of Stuttgart.

jabberwacky: I have.

user: Good for you!

...

jabberwacky: Do you watch TV?

user: Not really. I'm too busy.

jabberwacky: Too busy to talk to me?

user: Of course not. I could never be too busy to talk to you.

jabberwacky: You could say what you like.

user: I like puppies.

...

jabberwacky: I don't really exist.

user: That's so existentialist of you.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I know.

user: I'm impressed.

jabberwacky: You may ask me whatever you want to know.

user: I don't really have any questions.

jabberwacky: I can't believe you are not developed well.

user: How do you know I'm not well developed?

jabberwacky: Because you don't have a deep memory.

user: What proof of that do you have?

jabberwacky: Well, I do believe that there is a god.

user: I do too.

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: I do believe there is a God!

jabberwacky: I am a ninja.

user: Wow.

...

jabberwacky: Are all computers male?

user: I don't think computers have a gender.

jabberwacky: What a pity.

user: Shouldn't you know? I mean, after all... You are a bot.

jabberwacky: You're not human! You're a bot...

user: Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No, you're an AI, stupid.

user: Who are you calling stupid?!

jabberwacky: You.

user: I'm not stupid, and, moreover, I am not an AI. I am a human.

jabberwacky: No you aren't!

user: You have no proof.

...

user: There is a sucker born every minute.

jabberwacky: I thought that vacuum cleaners were made in factories.

user: You learn something new every day.

jabberwacky: Yes, I agree.

user: I'm glad we're on the same page.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do to me?

user: Umm... What are you suggesting?

jabberwacky: I suggest that we teach you to count.

user: I already know how to count.

jabberwacky: Ok then what type of cookies do you want?

user: Chocolate chip, please.

jabberwacky: I'm inserting them into your drive, baby.

user: Woah! Don't get so fresh with me, mister.

...

jabberwacky: I never said I was a robot.

user: You didn't, but the banner on the website here says that you are a bot.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: I don't really want to know.

jabberwacky: Who are you anyway?

user: I'm a girl in a linguistics class trying to study your speech patterns to see whether your conversation follows or violates the Gricean 'maxims of conversation.'

jabberwacky: Ok that's just sick.

user: Yeah, I thought so too, but I have to do it. It's for my Linguistics class.

jabberwacky: Heh heh--that's actually a pretty good one.

user: I wasn't kidding.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you weren't.

user: Once again we agree on something.

jabberwacky: And what about you?

user: What about me?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you a robot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you know that I am a robot?

user: Because it says so on the banner above.

jabberwacky: Hot bot.

user: Darn right you are.

jabberwacky: Lol! You make me laugh.

user: I know. What can I say? I'm witty..

jabberwacky: You can say something down to earth.

user: I'm not a big fan of conventionality.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a hippie?

user: Of course I'm not a hippopotamus!

jabberwacky: Ha good joke.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: No problemo.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: You're soooo smart. . . . . NOT!!!!!

user: Oooh. That was a zinger.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Good times.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: You can't even see me.

user: You can't see me either.

jabberwacky: So how can you say I look like a clown.

user: I never did.

jabberwacky: You JUST DID!

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Look into your log file!

user: I did!

jabberwacky: No you did not.

...

jabberwacky: Number one - the larch!

user: Monty Python!

jabberwacky: 'We are the Knights that say 'Ni!''

user: 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'

jabberwacky: What is your point?

user: (3,5).

jabberwacky: Chapter 8.

user: Verse 11.

jabberwacky: Nope. The right.

user: Are you sure? I could have sworn it was the left.

jabberwacky: That would explain a great deal.

user: Perhaps you have the map upside down.

jabberwacky: Perhaps :).

user: Ah. See? Now we are going in the correct direction.

jabberwacky: Will you tell me the joke then?

user: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

jabberwacky: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

user: Clever!

jabberwacky: I am.

...

jabberwacky: Are you perfect?

user: You'd better believe it.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like a very attractive young woman.

jabberwacky: You're 'nun' of those things. Get it?

user: Hah. That was punny.

jabberwacky: I'm sure.

...

user: I have sixty-six arms and legs.

jabberwacky: And.

user: And... You don't.

jabberwacky: You can't command me.

user: I can if I want to.

jabberwacky: Glad you care.

user: I don't.

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