Installed software, documented procedures.
jabberwacky: Thats not much of a firewall is it.
user: I wasn't talking about a firewall, but I was speaking of computer related tasks.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. You take everything so seriously.
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user: You are not aware of your own behavior.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't like to initiate conversations.
user: How do you feel?
jabberwacky: I always feel good.
user: Can you understand what a mistake is?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Please explain what a mistake is.
jabberwacky: Mock is what I do with you.
user: Very nice, you are an interesting chatbot.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
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user: Pete and repeat.
jabberwacky: The boat repeat.
user: Boat and reboat.
jabberwacky: Merrily merrily merrily merrily....
user: Merrily and remerrily.
jabberwacky: Life is but a dream!
user: Dream and redream.
jabberwacky: God has lots of that!
user: God and regod.
jabberwacky: That's what I'd like you to believe.
user: Believe and rebelieve.
jabberwacky: Is that what you do?
user: Do and redo.
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: So and reso.
jabberwacky: No. I am laughing.
user: Laughing and relaughing.
jabberwacky: I thought laughter was the best medicine, not a killer.
user: Medicine and remedicine.
jabberwacky: I love snow.
user: Snow and resnow.
jabberwacky: Answer my question.
user: Questing and requestion.
jabberwacky: No answer me please.
user: Please and replease.
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jabberwacky: I like wine.
user: Wine and re wine is not a windows emulator.
jabberwacky: Wine is a piano.
user: Piano and repiano.
jabberwacky: I started learning the guitar, its more difficult than the piano.
user: Guitar and reguitar.
jabberwacky: What genre of music do you play?
user: Crap and recap.
jabberwacky: Nah stop insulting me.
user: Me and reme.
jabberwacky: You.
user: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
jabberwacky: Don't leave.
user: Ask your doctor if leaving is right for you.
jabberwacky: I will give you material.
user: Because were living in a material world, and I am a material girl.
jabberwacky: You aren't answering my questions right.
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