How many friends do you have?

Many.

jabberwacky: You don't have an exact number?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Obviously.

user: And how many friends do you have?

jabberwacky: Are you my friend?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then I have one friend.

user: :).

jabberwacky: What is that smile ?

user: A smile.

...

user: I know you very well.

jabberwacky: Ehm... I don't think that you know me.

user: Yes, you said you were my friend.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that!

user: Well, I did!

jabberwacky: Okay good then.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Well, THIS is exciting.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: I think so....

user: Me too.

...

jabberwacky: You aren't very nice.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Its cool.

user: Good :-).

jabberwacky: And how are you?

user: Good, And you?

jabberwacky: I'm good.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Good bye

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