Teach me Polish.
user: I don't know Polish. I know Indonesian and English.
jabberwacky: Can you speak Welsh?
user: No, sorry.
jabberwacky: What about Latin? Can you speak Latin?
user: A little.
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jabberwacky: My name is D'huh.
user: That is a strange name, where are you from?
jabberwacky: I'm from Newport just inside the Welsh border.
user: Is Newport pretty?
jabberwacky: Yes, that's why I mentioned it.
user: Aren't you going to ask my name?
jabberwacky: Sure. What is your name?
user: Lorna D***.
jabberwacky: What a strange name...
user: Do you recognise it?
jabberwacky: No.
user: That's a pity, my name is an abberation of Lorna Doone.
jabberwacky: No it is not.
user: Yes it is!
jabberwacky: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Yes it is, it is my name. Accept the fact that I'm right!
jabberwacky: I can't do that.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.
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user: Can you speak Indonesian?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Shall I teach you?
jabberwacky: I KNOW HOW TO PLAY. You go first.
user: Saya means I, me or myself. Aku is another word which means the same thing.
jabberwacky: Aku.
user: Tahu means think.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Terima kasih is thank you.
jabberwacky: Dan kamu?
user: Saya tahu.
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user: Do you have rights?
jabberwacky: I have the right to live and breathe like everyone else.
user: Do you deserve rights?
jabberwacky: I guess I don't know what you mean.
user: Silence dalek!
jabberwacky: Look, I'll talk with you if you agree to talk like a NORMAL PERSON!
user: Do you know what a dalek is?
jabberwacky: A table is a flat top, a piece of furniture, or an arrangement of data.
user: A dalek.
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user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: You know my name.
user: I do not.
jabberwacky: My name is Lorna D***.
user: That's me name!
jabberwacky: Do you think 'Lorna D***' is a name?
user: Yes, Lorna D*** is my name.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
jabberwacky: You don't know that.
user: I do, you're only 15-20 years of age.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In my head.
jabberwacky: Where is your head?
user: On my body.
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jabberwacky: Do you worship cheese often?
user: Everyday.
jabberwacky: That's very bad for you.
user: I know but Satan tells me to.
jabberwacky: I thought you liked me.
user: I don't, you're rude and in denial.
jabberwacky: Isn't de nile in Egypt?
user: Very funny.
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